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Posted by: Hosko on September 15, 2005 @ 9:32 am
A young couple get married and go on their honeymoon. They quickly head to the bedroom to consumate their marriage for the first time, as the man gently lays his young bride on the bed she looks deep into his eyes and says " i have a confession to make", this is not the first time i have had sex, a few years back I met Tiger Woods at a bar and we went back to his room and made love. I can understand that the man replied, Tiger is talented, rich, famous and hamsome, shit, I’d do him too. So the young couple get down to it and when they finished the man got up and went to the phone. "What are you doing ?" she asked. I’m ringing room service I’m famished.
"Tiger wouldn’t do that" she said. What woud he do? he replied.
" Tiger would make love me again". So off they went again, once again the man got up and moved towards the phone. "Tiger wouldn’t do that, Tiger would make love to one more time she said. So once again the man goes back to bed and makes love, as they finished for the third time the man got up and picked up the phone.
" Are you going to ring room service" the girl said
"NO" said the man "I’m ringing Tiger Woods, I want to ask him what par this hole is". |
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you_dumb on September 29, 2005 @ 3:35 pm |
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That is awesome... |
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Bourne on October 29, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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haha... so what was par? |
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