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No Sport
Posted by: Rey on September 7, 2004 @ 10:48 pm
Once there was a golfer. He was out looking for a catty for his tourtement so he went called the hotline.
"Hello, I’d like to rent a catty for the day, please" said the golfer.
"What sport would that be under" said the voice on the other line.
"Put it under golf" replied the golfer.
The next day the golfers catty showed up for the tourtament. they started playing and once they got to the second hole the catty broke into laughter.
"Why are you laughing" asked the golfer.
" No reason" replied the catty.
they began playing again and the catty kept on laughing
After the tourtement the golfer said
"you have to tell me whats so funny"
"Its just that a sport is no sport if its golf"
’what do you mean?" asked the golfer
"A sport is no sport if the audience gets more exercize than the people playing, a sport is no sport if it involves driving aorund in a moterized cart. A sport is no sport if you have to wear a polo shirt to play it. A sport is no sport if it involves sand, water and grass. A sport is no sport if the only contact made is between the club and the ball. A sport is no sport if the only people in the audience are over 70 years old. A sport is not a sport if it’s golf."
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| From: |
Meteor on September 14, 2004 @ 12:34 pm |
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o.........k
that sucked dog balls, totally crap |
| From: |
MARE on September 30, 2004 @ 10:20 pm |
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WHAT THE HELL KIND OF JOKE IS THAT -DID YOU MAKE IT UP AS YOU TYPED OR WHAT??and another thing -learn how to spell "CADDY" |
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Crikey on December 9, 2004 @ 1:30 pm |
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That is, without doubt, the poorest excuse for a joke I have ever wasted my time reading or listening to. Crap, sad, and above all, quite worrying... Rey, have you thought about seeing someone. I’d suggest you see a psychologist, but maybe you’d understand sykkiatist |
| From: |
spark on December 24, 2004 @ 8:08 pm |
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Spoken as a true dweeb that was obviously embarrassed by his pathetic play on a golf
course at some point. Besides your lack of spelling skills, the other thing you apparently
don’t know is that golf is a game, not a sport. Take your attempt at ridicule elsewhere. |
| From: |
abby on January 19, 2005 @ 5:34 am |
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you are one boring son of bitch! |
| From: |
golfer on February 19, 2005 @ 6:26 pm |
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u spanner wot da fooks a catty? |
| From: |
something on August 23, 2005 @ 11:00 pm |
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that was very boring i hated it no joke buddy |
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STEVE on October 4, 2005 @ 12:45 pm |
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What the hell was that? Next time you speak, heres an idea, HAVE A POINT! And what the hell is a CATTY? I bet your name is actually RAY.... |
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