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Holy Golf
Posted by: Crikey on December 9, 2004 @ 4:01 am
A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it.”
“When did you use this awful language?” asks the elder.
“Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like
it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that is hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards.”
“Is that when you swore?”
“No, Mother,” says the nun. “After that, a squirrel ran out of
the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away.”
“Is THAT when you swore?” asks the Mother Superior again.
“Well, no.” says the nun. “You see, as the squirrel was running,
an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!”
“Is THAT when you swore?” asks the amazed elder nun.
“No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its
claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball.”
“Did you swear THEN?” asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.
“No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand
trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole.”
The two nuns were silent for a moment.
Then Mother Superior sighed and said,
“You missed the fu#king putt, didn’t you?
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| From: |
paul on December 13, 2004 @ 9:10 am |
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funny, except the Fu#king was unneccesary at the end, kind of ruined the joke |
| From: |
aaron on January 17, 2005 @ 6:57 pm |
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very good!!! |
| From: |
dylan on January 29, 2005 @ 5:34 am |
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awsome joke but pauls right
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| From: |
guru on February 3, 2005 @ 1:18 pm |
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i agree with paul,, the joke wasnt that funny anyway |
| From: |
duff on March 18, 2005 @ 12:13 pm |
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i think its good the way you told it ! |
| From: |
jack mioff on March 23, 2005 @ 12:53 pm |
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old joke...come up with something original |
| From: |
omfg on March 25, 2005 @ 10:45 am |
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wait.....................................................yes it did suck the hairy testicles. |
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snorzalot on April 20, 2005 @ 10:47 pm |
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funny thanks for sharing |
| From: |
alex on May 7, 2005 @ 9:02 pm |
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dude that was a good one ppl are rediculous |
| From: |
monica on October 14, 2005 @ 4:13 pm |
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I agree with Alex, the joke was funny. IF you dont like the language maybe you should go to a rated PG joke site cuz if you would have noticed this one is rated R..!! |
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