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Dirrty shoes
Posted by: evchia on December 22, 2004 @ 4:26 pm
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8.00 p.m.
As the man threw on his clothes, he told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been!" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary, and we’ve been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn’t wake up until 8.00 p.m."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You’ve been playing golf!!" |
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| From: |
STIIF MISTER on March 11, 2005 @ 12:10 pm |
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Dude gr8 joke my friend i loved it well done it made me laugh |
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me on June 22, 2005 @ 1:39 pm |
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it was fucking awesome. That is a good idea to use on my wife |
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vernon on November 21, 2005 @ 11:05 pm |
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yeah you should use that one on your wife- i did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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