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Stranded fun
Posted by: Someguy on March 26, 2005 @ 3:11 pm

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There was a man stranded on an island in the middle of the ocean for 20 years.
He was looking out to sea when a beautiful women came up out of the water in a wet suit.
The man was shocked.
The women asked the man "how long has it been since u have had a drink?"
The man replied twenty years.
The women then took a beer out of her wet suit.
The women then asked the man "how long has it been since u have had a smoke?"
The man replied twenty years.
The women then took out a packet of smokes.
Then the women began to unzip he wet suit when she asked "how long has it been since u had some real fun?"
The man replied with "WOW dont tell me u have golf clubs in there too!?!?"


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From: Slim Jim on September 17, 2005 @ 11:31 pm
Comment: that is crazy wack

From: xanado on October 14, 2005 @ 4:12 pm
Comment: brilliant!

   
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