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Birate
Posted by: LwT on October 27, 2005 @ 3:29 pm

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A six year old kid named Bobby has a speech impediment, where he starts his words with the letter B. He is getting ready to go out on his first Halloween.

MOM: What do you want to be for Halloween this year Bobby?
BOBBY: Bi Banna Be a Birate?
MOM: A pirate, thats cute, I’ll get you the costume.
So she gets him the costume and he rings the door bell of an old lady.
BOBBY: Bick or Beat!!!
OLD LADY: Whats that you say?
BOBBY: Bick or Beat!!!
OLD LADY: Oh, trick or treat, isnt that cute, well what are you supposed to be little boy?
BOBBY: Bim a Birate!
OLD LADY: ?????? oh I get it your a Pirate.
The old lady goes to hand him some candy but decides she wants to be funny and mess with the kid a little bit.
OLD LADY: If your a Pirate then where are all your buccaneers? Arent pirates supposed to have buccaneers?
BOBBY: (Really Mad and grabbing his Ears) Look lady here are my buckin ears now give me some buckin candy!!!


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From: paul D on October 30, 2005 @ 7:37 pm
Comment: L.M.A.O.

From: lil goofy on November 3, 2005 @ 4:20 pm
Comment: Wow!!!!!

   
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