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Ugly Haunted
Posted by: B.I.G on May 4, 2004 @ 8:08 pm

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Your so ugly that when u went in a haunted house, you came out with an application.



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From: booty on August 26, 2004 @ 9:31 am
Comment: that joke was funy

From: boob on October 23, 2004 @ 6:56 pm
Comment: OOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD

From: Jayli+Momo on October 24, 2004 @ 10:39 am
Comment: That is old. My grandmother used that one.

From: Wasouski on October 25, 2004 @ 6:47 am
Comment: Shitist joke i’ve ever heard.

From: slim shordy 10 on October 27, 2004 @ 9:01 am
Comment: your mom so ugly that when she looked in the mirror the reflection ducked

From: 3 on October 28, 2004 @ 1:06 am
Comment: fuk u all

From: 3 on October 28, 2004 @ 1:06 am
Comment: fuk u all

From: yo' muma on October 28, 2004 @ 1:07 am
Comment: you al like it up the ass

From: yo' muma on October 28, 2004 @ 1:07 am
Comment: you al like it up the ass

From: yo' muma on October 28, 2004 @ 1:07 am
Comment: you al like it up the ass

From: yo' muma on October 28, 2004 @ 1:07 am
Comment: you al like it up the ass

From: yo' muma on October 28, 2004 @ 1:07 am
Comment: you al like it up the ass

From: yo' muma on October 28, 2004 @ 1:07 am
Comment: you al like it up the ass

From: yo' muma on October 28, 2004 @ 1:07 am
Comment: you al like it up the ass

From: pat mecok on October 28, 2004 @ 1:08 am
Comment: ur mamma is so dumb she hit a paked car when she was in it

From: pat mecok on October 28, 2004 @ 1:08 am
Comment: ur mamma is so dumb she hit a paked car when she was in it

From: ozzy on November 13, 2004 @ 7:01 pm
Comment: i knew it

From: ceo the man on November 26, 2004 @ 9:21 pm
Comment: Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said " STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

From: mafia and pedro on December 30, 2004 @ 8:08 am
Comment: yo mumas armpits so hairy people think shes got bob marly in a head lock.

From: mafia and pedro on December 30, 2004 @ 8:09 am
Comment: yo mumas teeth so yellow she put da sun out of buisness .

From: mafia and pedro on December 30, 2004 @ 8:10 am
Comment: yo mumas so dumb when her car battries died she burried them.

From: mafia and pedro on December 30, 2004 @ 8:11 am
Comment: yo mumas so fat when she went on a scale it said we dont do live stock.

From: mafia and pedro on December 30, 2004 @ 8:12 am
Comment: yo mumas so stupid she tried to drawn a fish.

From: mahyar/mafia pouriya on December 30, 2004 @ 8:14 am
Comment: your mumas fanny is so hairy when you were born you had carpet burn.

From: 2pac on December 30, 2004 @ 8:17 am
Comment: listen people im alive and i wanna tell you mafia/mahyar and pedro/pouriya’s jokes were da best so they would be on my firs comming back consert.

From: mafia pedro on December 30, 2004 @ 8:18 am
Comment: yo 2pac your a gangsta one luv.

From: shaampatel on January 4, 2005 @ 10:30 am
Comment: hi my name is shaam n diz iz a cuss ur mammas boobz r soo hair it lookz like she got coconutz on add me if uv got msn shaampatel92@hotmail.com

From: rockchic on January 5, 2005 @ 7:46 pm
Comment: that was the worst joke ever, i hope the devil kills you

From: OLD on February 17, 2005 @ 10:21 am
Comment: THIS SHIT SO OLD THAT MY GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT GRAND MOTHER USED IT

From: UR MUM on February 22, 2005 @ 5:32 am
Comment: DIS WEB SITE IS A PILE OF B OLLOCKS I SUCK MINGE 4 EVA IM GONA FUK UR NAN U MUGZ


From: sam on March 4, 2005 @ 11:33 am
Comment: im horny

From: mason on March 26, 2005 @ 2:53 pm
Comment: im so sexy all the guys go her boobs are biger than the school dont u want to have me im sexy!! do u like me i love to have s e x thats my thing what i do and if your name is brandon your in for the s e x

From: emma on March 26, 2005 @ 2:54 pm
Comment: im so sexy all the guys go her boobs are biger than the school dont u want to have me im sexy!! do u like me i love to have s e x thats my thing what i do and if your name is brandon your in for the s e x

From: ur mamma on May 9, 2005 @ 6:37 am
Comment: dat not a very good thing 2 say about ur mamma is it Haaaaaaaaaa

From: squeeks on May 19, 2005 @ 4:12 am
Comment: now that was funny man ha ha ha ha

From: chunky on May 23, 2005 @ 5:06 pm
Comment: u all let your granny toss u off

From: chunky on May 23, 2005 @ 5:07 pm
Comment: u all let your granny toss u off

From: WWWWW on June 3, 2005 @ 7:45 pm
Comment: SHOUT FU UP OK ALL AND GOOD NIGHT

From: BROKE on June 3, 2005 @ 7:49 pm
Comment: AND ALSO i AM A GANGER TO ALSO YOU WHAT TO FIGHT POEPLE OK

From: FIGHT on June 3, 2005 @ 7:52 pm
Comment: i WILL GET YOU FOR THIS A BLOKE ON

From: RICK on June 3, 2005 @ 7:58 pm
Comment: HELLO

From: ???????? on June 4, 2005 @ 11:57 pm
Comment: the shitest jokes ever heard were in 2005 not 1950s there all old

From: UP YOURS on June 4, 2005 @ 11:58 pm
Comment: get new jokes

From: dghggfjryfitugkhgkgu on June 5, 2005 @ 12:00 am
Comment: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhdfddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggsrhgoehjmubldmbldtmbodgmblhdnibmb iotfjhbitdk34567890-23we4r5t67890-1234567890-234567890-34567878909876534567854765376u5yjgmb v,bhrt6oyiugworpdaof35raewf6thdysu8aikr7fgjtdohjgijfighjgijhflhgijdilghiodfbglsdfbodfbuodeu, bitch

From: bitch on June 5, 2005 @ 12:03 am
Comment: hahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahah
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
by the whay i was being sarcastic

From: ???? on June 5, 2005 @ 12:05 am
Comment: yo mamas so poor she waves around a popsical stic and calls it airconditioning yo mamas so fat i tryed to drive around her but i ran out of gas

From: arg on June 23, 2005 @ 11:49 am
Comment: i am so kool i like yo muma to suck me off fuck u up bitch now die





















































From: arg on June 23, 2005 @ 11:49 am
Comment: i am so kool i like yo muma to suck me off fuck u up bitch now die





















































From: arg on June 23, 2005 @ 11:50 am
Comment: i am so kool i like yo muma to suck me off fuck u up bitch now die





















































From: arg on June 23, 2005 @ 11:50 am
Comment: i am so kool i like yo muma to suck me off fuck u up bitch now die





















































From: daniel on October 20, 2005 @ 4:24 pm
Comment: yor muma so fat, she makes free willy look like a tic tac!

HA!

From: babygirl on December 9, 2005 @ 6:49 pm
Comment: i dont get it?????????????????????

   
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