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Helen’s Privet Life
Posted by: Cedie on September 7, 2005 @ 8:38 pm
Q: Why did Helen Keller wear tight pants?
A: She wanted everyone to be able to read her lips.
Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation?
A: By trying to read her own lips.
Q: And why did Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
A: Because she had to moan with her right.
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BLIND AS A BAT on September 16, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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tHAT WAS FUNNY!!! |
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Satan 666 on September 20, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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that was funnier than fiery hell. SEE YOU AT HELL |
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joker1000 on September 24, 2005 @ 11:11 pm |
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awesome jokes, funny,funny,funny!!!! |
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ccccccccccccccccccc on October 2, 2005 @ 12:03 pm |
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great jokes |
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Stupu on October 9, 2005 @ 11:20 am |
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lmfao
Funny but wrong |
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julia on October 11, 2005 @ 10:29 pm |
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that is horrible it is not her fault she is blind you are going to rot in hell!!!! |
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Daisy Duke on October 20, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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That is a horrendous, lowclass joke!!!!!! That is very disrespectful to Helen Keller. Don’t you have any deceny? Make up a joke about someone’s mom or something. |
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lmarshall420 on October 22, 2005 @ 10:42 am |
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I LOVED YOUR JOKES! |
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sellular on October 24, 2005 @ 9:56 pm |
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It’s not very nice. It’s not helens fault she became blind at the age of 19 months. how would u like it if people made up jokes like these about u ? how would u feel? do u think helen likes being laughed at (in a mean sort of way)?I know i wouldn’t like being laughed at. |
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TheDuke on October 29, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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Ohhh give me a break the name of the site is Dirtyjokesinc.com. This is what the site is for come on people. |
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hannah on November 18, 2005 @ 10:49 pm |
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that was halaroius!!! LMAO!!! |
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G- on November 25, 2005 @ 11:01 pm |
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sellular said "do u think helen likes being laughed at?" like she could hear the laughter...lol. Excellent jokes |
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FITTY CENT on November 28, 2005 @ 5:16 pm |
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FUNNY
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piper on December 3, 2005 @ 8:48 pm |
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From: julia on October 11, 2005 @ 10:29 pm
Comment: that is horrible it is not her fault she is blind you are going to rot in hell!!!!
Why even read helen keller jokes if you’re gonna ruin people’s personality? you’re reading them you’ll toast with the rest of us. |
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