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Punishment
Posted by: Prairie Dog on February 11, 2004 @ 7:39 pm

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
They gave her a basketball and told her to read it!!


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From: pharrlie on February 28, 2004 @ 11:10 pm
Comment: a) made her read the waffel iron
b) left the plunger in the toilet

From: alli on March 1, 2004 @ 5:21 pm
Comment: put doorknobs on the walls

From: Gisel on March 29, 2004 @ 10:44 pm
Comment: rearranged the furniture

From: jdog on April 16, 2004 @ 2:30 am
Comment: fucked her ass

From: Joe blow on April 17, 2004 @ 9:52 pm
Comment: Why did Helen Kellers dog run away
You would to if yur name was urghrgtrrg

From: Somebody on April 21, 2004 @ 8:08 pm
Comment: Her parents re-arranged the furniture.

From: wilson on April 22, 2004 @ 10:14 pm
Comment: thats funny! Basketball was original!

From: ColtraNE on May 13, 2004 @ 1:25 pm
Comment: hOW DID HELEN KELLER dIE? bYE MOANING TO MUH WITH ONE HAND....

From: Chief Sucabignut on May 19, 2004 @ 4:29 pm
Comment: why did she masturbate with one hand? she had to moan with the other!

From: smitty on June 3, 2004 @ 12:58 pm
Comment: by making the walls out of stucco

From: douche on July 30, 2004 @ 1:53 am
Comment: penis penis penis penis

From: baba on August 17, 2004 @ 11:52 am
Comment: i am 10 years old i want to masterbate too!

From: Prairie dog on September 9, 2004 @ 6:24 pm
Comment: why didn’t all of you just submit your jokes?

From: DUDE on September 29, 2004 @ 4:38 am
Comment: her parents also steped on her books with golf cleats

From: Alison on October 11, 2004 @ 4:59 pm
Comment: I like eggs

From: hj on October 21, 2004 @ 10:01 pm
Comment: i hate you allllllllllllllllllllllll

From: hang out w/ wang out on November 8, 2004 @ 10:19 pm
Comment: make her read george w.’s penis (because it was so bumpy)

From: horny bitch on November 10, 2004 @ 10:29 pm
Comment: i want to fuck everyone here! im 12 years old and iv already given a guy a blow job!!! its soo sexy. all the guys want to lick my pussy!! fuck me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i bet all u guys want to see girl on girl action, iv done that too... and i do it everyday!!!!!!!!

From: horny bitch on November 24, 2004 @ 12:57 am
Comment: im a fat slob

From: Janis on December 9, 2004 @ 11:00 pm
Comment: I hate everyone here. But seriously, joke had some originality to it. I like the sexual/violent ones better. Penises are funny.

From: adrian on December 16, 2004 @ 4:46 pm
Comment: stop saying the crap im blind too!!!

From: Helen Keller on January 20, 2005 @ 3:29 pm
Comment: Mndbnm ngg urgllgnnb

From: Rabid's Corner on May 5, 2005 @ 1:16 am
Comment: Okay, for those that are blind, stop pretending to read and log off the internet.
For those that are deaf, be glad you can’t hear these jokes.
For those that are stupid and like reading helen keller jokes just to write something to defend them, stop. That’s why they have the special olympics so they can defend themselves by beating each other. It’s just too bad the deaf team never gets to compete though, only if they’d set their alarm clocks from "buzz" to "shake the hell out of my bed mattress".

From: me on May 21, 2005 @ 1:25 pm
Comment: this is for rabid’s corner. if you dont like what you see than maybe you should get of this site because it people like you that piis everybody on this site off and you seriously need to get off this site

   
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