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Posted by: Jaco du Toit on August 31, 2004 @ 5:13 pm
What did Helen Keller get for Christmas?
AIDS! |
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washburn on September 5, 2004 @ 11:55 pm |
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just plain retarted
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Tbone on September 8, 2004 @ 2:38 pm |
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That doesn’t even make sense. |
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big 1// on September 10, 2004 @ 1:16 pm |
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thats very sick and stupid///// |
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Luis Enrique on September 12, 2004 @ 5:11 am |
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Anyone that has the nerve to make fun of Helen Keller, a very well over achieved person considering her disabilities, (with I don’t even want to call a joke) is such a pathetic and immature person whom I’d bet would like to have a dick on your chin and pussy lips on your neck, just to nod your head to see yourself fuck. |
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Jaco du Toit on September 12, 2004 @ 5:53 pm |
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Luis your name says it all. Move the fuck on! |
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Luis Enrique on September 12, 2004 @ 7:00 pm |
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Is that all you have to say you pathetic fuck
Oh wait, I’m sorry
Judging by your stupid joke you’re nothing but an Internet porn watching little fuck that can only dream about getting laid. And until then you’re probably too busy nodding your fucking head. |
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Jaco du Toit on September 13, 2004 @ 12:46 pm |
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No you dirty little nose picker I can also tell you that your surname says it all. Go make the second dog pregnant and quit playing around on mama’s computer. Stupid ass cum drinking fucking whore. Tell your nasty mama to lay off the tile cleaner and leave the crack alone. No wonder you grew up a mindless fucking retard. |
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JIMI on September 18, 2004 @ 8:24 pm |
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THATS SICK...WHAT IF HELEN KELLER WAS RELATED TO YOU? WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A COMMENT LIKE THAT? |
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Bob on September 24, 2004 @ 7:16 pm |
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this is fuckin funny...... not the joke..... them fighting |
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Nick on October 4, 2004 @ 8:30 pm |
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That shit is funny as hell!!! |
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Jaco du Toit on October 6, 2004 @ 2:42 pm |
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Nick my man I agree with you 100%. |
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Emily on October 7, 2004 @ 8:18 am |
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You all are fuckng retards |
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Graham on October 15, 2004 @ 5:48 pm |
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Actually, I find the joke most amusing; and no, I am not a "pathetic and immature person" as Luis would say...but then again, Luis can’t even use whom correctly so I don’t know that we should take what he says as Gospel. If I may say so, I consider myself an intellegent person (if you dont’ believe me I’ll show you my Mensa membership card a.k.a. the High IQ Society) however, I find much humor in the Helen Keller jokes. Why not banter her a bit. As long as one respects "the hand she was dealt," if you will, so as to pin it on God and not genetics, then I see little harm in he or she enjoying a laugh at her expense. But I must say, my favorite (its not a joke but more or less a song) goes a little like this.
(sang to the tune of "Yankee Doodle")
Helen Keller went to town
Riding on a pony
Stuck a feather in her hat
And called it
MWAHHRAAH! |
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nosecandyandy on October 20, 2004 @ 5:10 pm |
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Graham, I hated every moment of reading your pseudo-intelligent words arriving at our screens directly from your asshole... I hated all of your stupid rhetoric and began to hate myself for taking the time to read it, up until your song. All I can say is, good job, you truly pulled through... please forgive me for the earlier comments. |
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Chris on November 2, 2004 @ 2:32 pm |
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Damn thats cold and wrong.. But funny |
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Some Shiter on November 16, 2004 @ 4:26 pm |
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Okay, I think you guys need to calm down. And while you’re at it watch Team America: World Police and you’ll learn that "Everybody’s got AIDS!" |
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total90air6 on November 19, 2004 @ 3:55 pm |
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wow.... i love the jokes... n the fightin... i think its funny thar u guys r taking it so seriously.... if u don’t agree w/ them... jus don’t read these jokes... let the pple who enjoy hearin them hear them. don’t b a party pooper... jus b/c it doesn’t go along alright w/ u!
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Crikey on December 9, 2004 @ 1:44 pm |
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Laughed so hard, i nearly shat! And then the fighting too, BONUS! Top banana, Jaco, keep pushing the envelope.... |
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smack on January 9, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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From: washburn on September 5, 2004 @ 11:55 pm
Comment: just plain retarted
How stupid do you have to be to misspell retarded? |
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Morgan Sally on February 17, 2005 @ 7:35 pm |
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uhyyhizkiyc du77dr7yyu098a ue(QUI |
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HK's lover on February 27, 2005 @ 10:59 pm |
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That’s awsome. |
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napoleon on March 4, 2005 @ 10:59 am |
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This was the best joke I’ve read all day!!!! Everyone is so serious all the time and try to stand up for HK. Just think if she was a different person shed b laughing too. |
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chrissy on March 10, 2005 @ 2:29 pm |
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Luis------------------what are you bitchin about. YOU ARE HERE READING THESE SO WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOU? |
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stephanie on May 17, 2005 @ 12:43 pm |
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thies are bumb u need bretter ones and stop picking on the bild and deaf
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sugha on May 18, 2005 @ 12:30 pm |
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thats horrible |
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no00 on May 18, 2005 @ 12:31 pm |
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noooooooooooooooooo |
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RTS on June 5, 2005 @ 1:26 pm |
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You guys have absolutely no sense of humor. If you don’t like them, odds are you’re over fifty. Enjoy your retirement. |
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i am hk on June 8, 2005 @ 6:58 pm |
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hahahaha jokes |
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i am hk on June 8, 2005 @ 7:00 pm |
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Q: why was helen keller battered and bruised?
A: because her husband cheated on her, then beat her for being blind and deaf. |
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