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how do helen keller’s parents punish her
Posted by: david on October 17, 2004 @ 0:43 am
Q: how do helen kelller’s parents punish her.
A: they stick a plunger in the toilet.
Q: how do helen kelller’s parents punish her.
A:they move around the furnature.
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cream fillin on November 1, 2004 @ 4:08 pm |
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i don’t get either one of these jokes |
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Sara on November 1, 2004 @ 5:40 pm |
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I agree with cream fillin |
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chris on November 3, 2004 @ 4:53 pm |
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nice |
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matchhead on November 8, 2004 @ 12:33 am |
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It’s funny cause she is blind....think about it...just a little more....now close your eyes and try to get around.....imagine if all the furniture moved....now that it has been explained to you it isn’t funny, but if you would have had that thought process before, the it would have been funny |
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Gabbie on November 28, 2004 @ 7:56 pm |
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None of them is funny at all. If that was you would that be funny SO SHUT UP! SO NO MORE OF THIS KIND OF MEAN JOKES!! THERE NOT EVEN FUNNY BUT MEAN!! |
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mrmoto on December 3, 2004 @ 8:17 am |
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gabbie
what the hell,you blind,or just dumb!!!!. laugh at anything you can,otherwise you`ll be the one laughed at. quit the pabble puking sentimential bleeding heart shit. the world is cruel place to live so laugh it up dumb ass that is all we really need to do |
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gabbies an ass on December 23, 2004 @ 1:49 pm |
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How else do you punish Hellen Keller?
Put doorknobs on the wall. |
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Shaadi on December 28, 2004 @ 5:08 pm |
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These jokes aren’t funny. There just nasty, Hellen Keller is someone to be admired for over coming her disabilities, not to be mocked because she was born with them. |
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The Dude on January 2, 2005 @ 10:35 am |
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If you don’t think that the jokes are funny then don’t read them!
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Michefrosty on January 3, 2005 @ 7:18 pm |
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Helen Keller wasn’t born with any disabilities Shaadi, anyway the doorknobs on the wall joke was funniest. |
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Dylan on January 17, 2005 @ 10:55 pm |
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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
They made her read a basketball |
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hellenkeller on February 6, 2005 @ 9:22 pm |
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those were so mean!! i have feeling too u nooo...:(SO SHUT THE FUCK UP...heres a
good one.. how does hellen keller type her name..? iah dfoiwhrgihw dfgn j hwefgi |
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Crabs on February 11, 2005 @ 3:26 pm |
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Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: she needs the other to moan with.
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bad ass on February 15, 2005 @ 9:26 pm |
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how’d she break her arm?
tryin to read road signs at 65 mph |
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bad ass on February 15, 2005 @ 9:26 pm |
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how’d she break her arm?
tryin to read road signs at 65 mph |
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bad ass on February 15, 2005 @ 9:28 pm |
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if helen keller were psychic would it be considered a 4th sense?
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megan on March 6, 2005 @ 8:40 pm |
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why did helen kelllers dog commit suicide?
you would to if ur name were "ugghhhhhh" |
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jj on April 20, 2005 @ 8:32 pm |
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That was mean because what if they were blind and def they would fell bad evan though I don’t get those stupid jokes |
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ashley on May 2, 2005 @ 8:02 am |
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these jokes are nothing to laugh at let me tell ya somethin she is a person like anyone of us she has the respect as anyone of us still here!!! so shut up and get real!!! NOW COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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susan on July 28, 2005 @ 3:10 pm |
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i think u all that are telling this twisted demented joke are just stupid would u want people making fun of u were blind and deaf. |
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Jim on August 23, 2005 @ 11:05 pm |
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If you are deaf and blind you have a valid complaint, though seeing as how you all were able to read these jokes on a computer screen, my conclusion is that you all have your five senses. Those that these jokes should offend can’t read them so what’s it matter? |
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Dirk Dicky on November 3, 2005 @ 4:20 pm |
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what did Helen Keller’s dad do when she pissed him off?
He walked on her Braile books with his golf shoes on. |
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bobby on November 3, 2005 @ 4:20 pm |
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i got the best one of all.. dont know if its already on here or not...
what did helen keller say while she was falling off a cliff? NOTHING SHE HAD HER MITTENS ON!!!! |
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