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Posted by: ham on November 1, 2004 @ 1:07 pm
q.how does helen keller masterbate?
a. uses one hand to masterbate one to mone |
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lilmizghettogrl4eva on November 7, 2004 @ 3:09 pm |
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okay i dont get it :S weird too weird .... got better things to do.... lol lmao |
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Paul on November 14, 2004 @ 1:37 pm |
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I think you mean "moan" which makes the joke reasonably amusing.Do they have schools in your town or what? |
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JACK on November 16, 2004 @ 5:10 pm |
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THATS A LAME ASS JOKE U DUMBASS.. SHE COULD FUCKING SPELL BETTER THAN U DUMBASS |
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Jason on December 12, 2004 @ 2:29 pm |
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You people are pretty shallow. That is a very funny joke. The problem is that you guys don’t know who Helen Keller was obviosly. |
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your an ass on December 22, 2004 @ 3:56 pm |
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Hey Jason i don’t think YOU know who Hellen Keller was she was actually a very amazing woman. I bet you couldn’t do what she did with one eye closed. Your’e too busy running around with your finger up your ass. I think that many people would agree with me on the fact that your’e the shallow one. People like you think these things are funny because it’s the only way to make you feel better about not being able to get any. For the person who wrote the joke go back to the first grade and learn how to spell.
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deaf and dumb on December 22, 2004 @ 5:55 pm |
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Brilliant for a women who burned her face when she answered the iron. Amazing for a girl who had parents that would punish her by rearranging the furniture in their house.
Shame on you for trying to make fun of someone that read lips by masturbating.
Un-Fucking-forgivable.... |
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df on December 29, 2004 @ 1:14 am |
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thats fing hilarious |
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Matt on December 31, 2004 @ 1:32 pm |
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I knew helen keller. Me and her made love many times in her bed. She didn’t have to moan i did it for her. Helen is one hot biatch!! |
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Voice of Reason on January 2, 2005 @ 9:43 am |
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Hey, uh... "JACK", I think the fact that you abbreviate the word "you" with the letter "U", is proof that even YOU spell worse than Helen Keller possibly could have. And I’m not even going to talk about how lame it is you left your caps lock key on.. |
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Paul on January 11, 2005 @ 12:23 pm |
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What was Helen Keller’s favorite George Harrison song?
Wah-Wah. |
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asdf;kasjdfh;akjhsdf on January 11, 2005 @ 12:56 pm |
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that was sooooooooooooooooooooo funny i almost threw up |
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Penis on January 15, 2005 @ 4:33 pm |
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I have pubic hair on me |
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Poop on January 22, 2005 @ 8:11 pm |
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Helen Keller is one hot piece of ASS. I would tap that any day of the week, aight |
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moi on February 13, 2005 @ 10:46 pm |
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if you are offended by helen k. joke why did you come here? duh retard |
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Poop on the rope on February 15, 2005 @ 2:08 pm |
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FUCK YOU ALL!!!! |
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werd on March 14, 2005 @ 12:54 am |
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i like it better when its said "why did HK masturbate with one hand?" "so she can moan with the other" |
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hotty on May 10, 2005 @ 7:46 pm |
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this joke is so stupid you dont have a teacher huh |
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asdmdjs on November 3, 2005 @ 10:18 pm |
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I don’t get you
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Heather on November 5, 2005 @ 10:51 pm |
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You dont know helen keller very well...she was a very amazing woman and can do a lot more that you ever could
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chris on November 7, 2005 @ 7:40 pm |
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you guys are sad... |
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brittany 11/15 on November 15, 2005 @ 9:53 pm |
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mad you guys are man and sick in the head |
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Curry on November 15, 2005 @ 9:53 pm |
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Q Why Can’t Helen Keller drive?
A. Because she’s a woman.
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skillet on December 3, 2005 @ 10:28 am |
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sweetness in a bottle dude that was a funny
a$$ joke mann hahahahahaha |
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skillet on December 3, 2005 @ 10:28 am |
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Q how did hellen lose her hand?
A. she trysd to red a stop sign going 60 MPH |
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