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Classic HK Joke
Posted by: spark on December 24, 2004 @ 8:47 pm
Q: What is Helen Keller’s favorite Color?
A: Corduroy
Before anyone rants about my insensitivity, HK jokes are a classic genre
of jokes, like Polish jokes or Elephant jokes. People who tell them and
laugh at them generally know about HK and her tremendous triumphs
over her disabilities. Admittedly, however, many of the HK jokes here are
just crude and not funny. |
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JimBob on March 6, 2005 @ 10:08 pm |
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lol |
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Earring impaired on March 19, 2005 @ 6:44 pm |
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A brief moment of silence, please, for the (thalidomide damaged) deaf. Perhaps, they "speak" in shorthand? |
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joe on March 20, 2005 @ 11:49 am |
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you only have one stupid fucking joke that is not even funny do you want to hear a michael jackson joke?
what the difference between mj and helen keller? One is blnd deaf and a mute and the other fucks little boys
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| From: |
Earring impaired on March 20, 2005 @ 2:11 pm |
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"Joe," although I lean towards a pro-life stance vis-a-vis abortion, you make a very compelling point for the alternative. |
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Mandy on March 31, 2005 @ 4:50 pm |
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Earring Impaired,
that was funnier than the original joke. lol |
| From: |
Earring Impaired on April 2, 2005 @ 7:39 pm |
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Dear Mandy,
Thank you for your most welcome - and civil - affirmation. It is greatly appreciated, and noticeably absent, in this forum.
Sincerely,
E. I.
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1/3 Blind Mouse on May 5, 2005 @ 12:52 am |
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/df’pe0-d;dlc/.mdk’dsl helen dkadsk I dfnfd love alkdknlflknas you dlasdklafdoi sexy adsjklfdnl |
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Deafy McHearingloss on September 26, 2005 @ 4:40 pm |
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Yeah...Helen Keller wasn’t mute at all. In fact, towards the end of her life she gave many speeches. Of course, she didn’t sound like you and me she sounded very gutteral and choppy but she was still able to speak. I am physically impaired with my ears and legally blind. I tell many Helen Keller jokes myself, in fact, yo’ momma jokes and HK are my favorites. Try some out:
Who is the cruelest man in the world?
The man who raped HK but cut off her hands so she couldn’t scream
What is this (moving fingers slowly)?
HK moaning
How did HK’s parents punish her?
1) Placed a plunger in the toilet
2) Moved the furniture
3) Suranwrapped the toilet
Why was HK hoarse?
She fell down the well and screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue
Why did HK’s dog kill itself?
Well, wouldn’t you if your name was Uhhhhhhnyaaaaaaaaa
Did you know that HK had a backyard?
Neither did she
What did HK say as she fell off the cliff?
(mimic sign language)
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julia on September 29, 2005 @ 3:35 pm |
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HELEN KELLAR WENT TO TOWN RIDDING ON A PONY
STUCK A FEATHER IN HER HAT AND CALLED IT "PFIJEVTJKMKJVMKMJKVKDMVJRMTVJDLB" |
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AMAR on October 2, 2005 @ 12:03 pm |
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Hi lol HK say hey |
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