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Burned
Posted by: Johnson on January 1, 2005 @ 11:23 am
How did Helen keller burn the side of her face?
She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other side of her face?
They called back. |
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mt on February 23, 2005 @ 1:26 pm |
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how did she hear it ringing? |
| From: |
Dave on February 26, 2005 @ 7:07 am |
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Johnson obviosly you need to think through the joke you have just told. Considering Helen Keller was deaf, how could she hear the phone ring? Secondly if some how she heard it ring she could not see to find it or the iron. Johnson please take your stupidity of telling jokes somewhere else.
P.S "Never decide on a career that has to do with comedy, because the only thing you will ever crack up is your voice from trying to make people laugh with your jokes.
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budabutt on March 11, 2005 @ 3:56 am |
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Helen Keller pissed off God.
1. Why do you think he fucker all up?
2. He allowed her to hear just long enough for those two calls.
What the fucks wrong with you shit heads? |
| From: |
GARCE on April 17, 2005 @ 2:20 am |
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that was funny..although it made no sense wat so ever |
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Jessica on April 23, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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Thats so not how it goes!! its:
How did Hellen Keller burn her right ear?
She answered the Iron!
How did she burn her left ear?
The motherfucker called back!
Duh!! get it straight |
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Daci on October 3, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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That is so mean! You should not be making fun of handicaped people! You shuld be ashamed of your self!
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who cares? on October 29, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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u no.....it doesn’t matter....it’s funny...... |
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thesev on October 29, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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if handicaped people want to be treated like other people they can learn to take a joke |
| From: |
BAH! on November 11, 2005 @ 11:05 am |
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If you take this offensively... cry about it. Jokes are supposed to be funny. If your going to be a child about it, get over it. |
| From: |
Helen Fan on December 5, 2005 @ 8:16 pm |
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Why did we hear a bang on are door? Cause Helen Keller just ran into it!!! hahahaha i love helen keller!!! |
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Helens #1 Fan on December 5, 2005 @ 8:17 pm |
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if you hear a loud bang dont get scared its just helen |
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