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Courting
Posted by: Kalissa on May 13, 2004 @ 5:06 pm
| Jonny wuz 12 years old and he had heard older boys talking about courting. He became curious because he had been hearing quite a bit about courting and he wondered what it was and how it was done. So he brought his question to his mom. Instead of her explaining to Jonny she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning Jonny described everything to his mom. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while then he turned off most of the lights. He then started hugging and kissing her. I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started to look funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand down her shirt to feel her heart beat, just like a doctor would. He wuz not as smart as a doctor because he seemed 2 be having trouble finding it. I guess he wuz getting sick too because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all outta breath. His hand must have been getting cold because he put it in her skirt. About this time Sis got worse and began to moan and Groan and squirm around and slide down towards the end of the couch. This is when the fever started.I knew it was the fever b’cause sis said she felt real hot. Finally i knew what was making them so sick.A big eel had gotten in his pants somehow. It just jumped out his pants and stood there, about 10in.long. Anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.When sis saw it she got real scared her eyes got real big and she started calling god.She said it was the biggest one she ever saw. I should have told her about the one down the lake. Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she made a noise and let go of the eel.I guess it bit her back.Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while her boyfriend took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel’s head to keep it from biting. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get the scissor lock on it and he helped by laying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfrien almost upset the couch.I guess he wanted to kill the eel by squeazing it between them.After a while they both quit moving and a great sigh came forth.Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough the eel was dead. I knew it was dead because it just hung there limp with its insides hanging out.Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle but they went on courting.He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly the eel wasn’t dead after all. It jumped straight up and started to fight again.I guess eel’s are like cats with 9 lives.This time sis jumped up an tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After 35min. of struggling they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead because I saw sis boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet. |
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lil mama_04 on May 26, 2004 @ 12:58 pm |
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this joke is dumb whoever submited this joke rewrote this |
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LOL! on June 20, 2004 @ 7:15 am |
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WORST.....JOKE....EVER! |
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hehe on June 20, 2004 @ 7:15 am |
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its funny coz its not :p LOLZ |
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Dick Brain on June 25, 2004 @ 4:19 pm |
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It is funny but not funny enough to be this long. Find a way to distill its essence. |
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lildad on July 7, 2004 @ 3:08 am |
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busted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 |
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klair on July 17, 2004 @ 6:54 pm |
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busted suck your mother |
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beep on July 23, 2004 @ 1:21 pm |
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that was old |
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washburn on September 9, 2004 @ 3:38 pm |
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didn’t it end something like the boy was behind the curtains jacking off or some shit????
thats how woody told it on natural born killers. |
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sam on September 12, 2004 @ 11:14 am |
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that was the best joke ever
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bob on September 27, 2004 @ 5:59 pm |
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hilarious though long!
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Cobain_lover on December 25, 2004 @ 4:03 am |
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the joke was funny, u ppl r probably lazy fucks and didnt take the time to read it so u say it was shit |
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Dizzy craz on January 11, 2005 @ 8:42 pm |
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It was funny n crazy but sorta inda nasty how he gonna watch his sister have sex |
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me on January 17, 2005 @ 3:44 pm |
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im horny now |
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Jew on February 25, 2005 @ 3:26 pm |
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God this joke is so old. It was first told back in a 60’s movie about young boys growing up and one of the boys told the other boy the story. Whoever rewrote it fuked it up and it isn’t nearly as funny.
Littleboy: Mom, can my 3 yr old sis get pregnant?
Mom: No son, why you ask.
Littleoby: No reason.
Mom:Ok.
Littleboy :*walks back into room* Ok guys we can keep playing that game. |
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hot chick 101 on March 12, 2005 @ 5:28 pm |
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hey, my little bro. did that 2 me and my boy friend b 4, wow was that night fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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hot chick 101 on March 12, 2005 @ 5:28 pm |
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hey, my little bro. did that 2 me and my boy friend b 4, wow was that night fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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bballhungry022 on March 19, 2005 @ 9:28 am |
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man yall some hatersa dat shit was funny ass hell |
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boobjob on June 6, 2005 @ 7:58 pm |
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im horny now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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