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Old School Joke
Posted by: iron mike on July 13, 2004 @ 1:41 am
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. She tells the class there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for serious injury or illness, or a death in the student’s immediate family.
A smart-ass jock in the back of the room asks, ’What about extreme sexual exhaustion?’
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student shakes her head, and sweetly says: ’Not an excuse. You can use your other hand to write with.’ |
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Nitin Sahi on July 18, 2004 @ 10:40 am |
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I have never got such an sweet teacher ....goo one dude |
| From: |
Pat on July 29, 2004 @ 11:44 pm |
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clever....seems like it happend in real life....did it iron mike? |
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b.bottle on August 31, 2004 @ 7:42 am |
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ture funny and does seeem like a real live insadent
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Heavy P on August 31, 2004 @ 12:10 pm |
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It doesn’t look like any of you even made it to high school. You all spell like 5th graders. |
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washburn on September 9, 2004 @ 3:33 pm |
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funny and true heavy p |
| From: |
john on September 17, 2004 @ 12:32 am |
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I know, you 5 year olds suck! |
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michael on September 18, 2004 @ 3:22 pm |
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thats the oldest joke i’ve ever heard in my life i heard that in like 3rd grade |
| From: |
Rosa on September 20, 2004 @ 8:53 pm |
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i just now got it!!!!!!!!!!lol |
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DENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 10:35 pm |
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ROSA IS RETARDED |
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lip chick on October 12, 2004 @ 7:20 pm |
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im so blonde i dont get it im sry |
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loveme on October 16, 2004 @ 11:30 am |
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lol that jk reminds me of my bro :-/ |
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bigdogg on October 17, 2004 @ 5:30 pm |
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r u serious lip chick? wow, think about it for a while, it does sound like an old joke. |
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lil player on October 20, 2004 @ 4:00 pm |
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that wazz a good one...... keep up the good jokes!!!!!!!
luv
lil player |
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benni on November 23, 2004 @ 4:37 pm |
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luv it!!! |
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Cobain_lover on December 25, 2004 @ 3:56 am |
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that was actually pretty good |
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Dude on January 11, 2005 @ 7:20 pm |
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my wrist is tired |
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kush on February 10, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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to: i pimp all your moms-
you little bitch
are you into that mature porn shit or something. seems like fucking all those old bitches is your problem. im busy fucking your sister in the asshole and busting a load on your pillow.
sweet dreams or should i say BEAT dreams bitch
hahaha |
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hahahaha on February 18, 2005 @ 6:20 pm |
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that was a BURN bitch! |
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Paul on February 26, 2005 @ 2:25 am |
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(pimp ur mom) suks his moms |
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GIMP on February 26, 2005 @ 3:37 am |
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BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU ONLY HAVE ONE ARM? |
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gangsta flash on March 1, 2005 @ 12:51 am |
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DAT SHIT MAKIN MY PENIS SOFT |
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tay n lannie on March 1, 2005 @ 4:05 am |
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gd advice might tell sum boys dat 1 day |
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tay n lannie on March 1, 2005 @ 4:05 am |
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gd advice might tell sum boys dat 1 day |
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amyissweet on March 21, 2005 @ 5:09 pm |
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wow that was great. |
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sexy chick on April 13, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |
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"hello is this sexline?"
well my mates dad keeps trying to shag me and i have milk coming out of my tits"
"well go to the doctors sexy chick"
"oh ok can i have a taxi to your mum’s pussy plz?"
"£50"!!!! your having a laf
o yea and tell your husband to stop using ana alcohol bottle instead of women!!!!! |
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..me... on April 14, 2005 @ 2:12 am |
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dude dat joke sucked swolled ’n’ die.... |
| From: |
neil on April 18, 2005 @ 3:05 am |
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that joke was shit |
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keiran on April 18, 2005 @ 3:06 am |
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eerrrrrrrrmmmmmmmm that stupid joke sucks balls |
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yudy on May 3, 2005 @ 4:18 pm |
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that was a good joke, don’t hate |
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fabio on May 16, 2005 @ 5:21 pm |
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good for the most part. last past sucked.........umm bop! |
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Kurt on May 21, 2005 @ 8:44 pm |
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im sorry, but its just not that funny, even 4 all the crap on the internet |
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adi on May 22, 2005 @ 7:34 pm |
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coz u lot are sooooooo mature.........not only did i beat down ur mum i raped ur dad..turns out he was more of a bitch than yo mumma......i also impregnated ur dog ur sister looked more like a bitch than dat dog eva did.......
:D:D was good fun |
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Blazing Burner on May 24, 2005 @ 5:50 pm |
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Don’t listen to any of these fuck-head above me. They can’t tell a bad joke when they see one beacuse they are so fuckin’ stupid. Shit. |
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AJ on June 20, 2005 @ 7:19 pm |
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The joke was alright, but I got more of a kick just reading the comments. |
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sara on July 19, 2005 @ 5:54 pm |
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hahahahahahahahahaha |
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