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Posted by: geovanny on January 6, 2005 @ 7:00 pm
| yo mama so fat when she sat on a car it cracked and broke |
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scared. on January 25, 2005 @ 8:23 pm |
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umm that was frekiy dude. i mean it was just a joke
don’t you think you were goin over the edge.? |
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slowbayturtle on January 31, 2005 @ 6:52 pm |
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OK THAT WUZ WEIRD AND u fucking suck, how can your mama have a dick? I guess it is a he/she |
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PHIL MYASS on February 1, 2005 @ 2:37 pm |
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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so on February 8, 2005 @ 12:39 pm |
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Thats was so stupid,and random at the same time a girl in my class fell out laughing. |
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hottie on February 9, 2005 @ 3:13 pm |
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fuckin’ talking shit you fuckin’ dumb ass matha fuckin’ bitchy ass hobo
go and suck your daddy’s lil one !!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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crazy son of a bitch on February 9, 2005 @ 5:53 pm |
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you are so fucked up you can suck your moms nipples and let you dad put his dick up
your ass how bout that huh i can’t here you. |
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gangsterG on February 9, 2005 @ 7:24 pm |
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you fuckin suck and my 5 year old sister can do better you motherfucker an i mean it you
lil dick fuck if i knew you i would kick your ass. |
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Jones on February 13, 2005 @ 2:11 am |
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Stupid people like the previous posters make me cringe. Kids, please go say your newly learned curse words in school or at the park. The joke was ok, have read better. |
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angel on February 13, 2005 @ 3:34 pm |
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Yo Mamma’s so nasty that she has to keep ice in her pants to keep the crabs fresh
so much funnier than the other joke |
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angel on February 13, 2005 @ 3:36 pm |
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Yo mamma’s so nasty she has to cut the string off her tampon to keep the crabs from bunggee jumping
still so much funnier |
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Daniela on February 13, 2005 @ 4:38 pm |
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gangsterG im me babynina313 @ aim!!!!!!!!! |
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you dumbasses on February 13, 2005 @ 11:06 pm |
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you fuck faced 2- inch condom wearing wannabe punks |
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biatch on February 24, 2005 @ 11:23 pm |
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haha wow...... these comments are funnier than what is supposed to be the joke... that’s just too amusing... and omg people, please, if you want to be truly insulting, use more than one insult, not the same one reworded over and over again. and btw- the word "fuck" is so overused that no one cares anymore when yo say it.... so seriously, just shut up if you can’t do insuts properly... |
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fuck_face on February 26, 2005 @ 3:34 am |
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i’m in the high school joke section and this is what i get? do you have A.D.D. |
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clement kuwanda on February 28, 2005 @ 9:23 am |
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your joke is not a joke at all. if you do not have jokes why can you not just keep quiet |
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bill on March 1, 2005 @ 1:56 pm |
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All you jive ass wannabes think our funny and u aint shit on the ocean floor!!!! |
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deanna on March 5, 2005 @ 5:54 pm |
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hat is rly stupid. u suck
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joking on March 6, 2005 @ 1:02 am |
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its a joke god damn imature ppl |
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PIMPIN AINT EASY on March 8, 2005 @ 8:53 pm |
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YOUR JOKE SUCKED ASS YOU NEED TO STICK IT UP YOU MOMAS ASS AND LEAVE IT THERE FOREVER YOU BITCH ASS HOBO SEXUAL |
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Someone on March 28, 2005 @ 10:53 pm |
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You people really need to grow up. (seriously) |
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omg on March 29, 2005 @ 1:39 pm |
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u fat twat ur sooooooooooooo fuking sad go n fuk ur dead mom u mother fuckazzzzz
fucking dumbass slutty skankwad retarded Arab fuckface.
u is a stupid illegitamite slut fucking whorebag u needs to get ur ass kicked because if someone doesn’ do it soon,
I’ll have to hit u fuking bitch in the face with a sack of elephant shit |
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nightmare on April 1, 2005 @ 6:33 pm |
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ya nkoe that the people who wrote you before me are right you need to stop maken funn of poeps mama and pops |
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geovanny on April 3, 2005 @ 12:05 am |
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I so sorry. I sell my computer and never touch a keyboard again. NOT! You stupid assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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HA HA UR MOMZ FAT on April 3, 2005 @ 10:01 am |
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington’s nose.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
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batman on April 8, 2005 @ 9:38 am |
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you fuckin suck and my 5 year old sister can do better you motherfucker an i mean it you
lil dick fuck if i knew you i would kick your ass.
Yea what he said! |
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babegirl on April 18, 2005 @ 8:43 pm |
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you all dont know how to dis.
what the hell does little dick suck mean?
come on guys you can do better than that.
william hung has a bigger dick than any of u. oh wait.
a man is a king a king is a ruler a ruler is 12 inches long so do u still think ur a man?
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im jus bitchy on April 25, 2005 @ 11:07 am |
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that bitch smells like shit and her smelly ass stinks like rotting garbage and I fucking smell her one more time, I’ll die of toxic inhalation, because that bitch doesn’t take a shower and everyone knows she don’t wear deoderant because she’s such a slutty retarded Arab she sneezes, her teeth duck cuz they don’t want that methane to get to them because dat bitch rapes so many dogs I lost count. She rapes donkeys too because dat hoe smells like rotting fish oil dried in rat shit and I ain’t lying.
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donkey on April 27, 2005 @ 12:07 am |
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she aint gonna rape no mo. i like sumpin a little tighter. |
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yudy on May 2, 2005 @ 7:37 pm |
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dat iz true the comments r funnier than the joke |
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fuck_lund on May 4, on May 5, 2005 @ 5:55 am |
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What are you seeking you stupid fucker, in fact stupid mother fucker. I was also trying to see something but in vain. So fuck is fuck fuck fuck fuck fukc and mother fuck. |
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lund_chut_gandu on on May 5, 2005 @ 6:03 am |
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Hi Mother fucker. What is your mother pussy size. Have have ever seen?. If not. so please consentrate on your work and fuck the relevant person |
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babegirl on May 7, 2005 @ 6:39 pm |
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you guys so need to get off the old jokes how bout some new ones?
dont go around callin people brace faces thats old peps. the popos ar after yall |
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UFO on May 12, 2005 @ 5:33 pm |
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I like fuck betch fuker mother fuker |
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UFO on May 12, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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I like fuck betch fuker mother fuker |
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Hypergirl690 @ aim on May 13, 2005 @ 10:39 pm |
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people you guys take this wayy serious its funny tho to read
how much people care and how much it pisses them off that
someone said a stupid joke! like honestly do u care that much
to cuss this person out over it! lol.. altho the posts are funnier than
the joke it self! lol... o wellz peace out ppl! I love danny macievic
and i think i should share that with you guys cuz theres a chance you
might care which i doubt cuz readin ur comments you will probably
just cuss me out for it but people i cant help it hes soo perrfect!
well i love ya! not as much as danny tho! bye bye |
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Rebecca on May 13, 2005 @ 10:41 pm |
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well i thought the joke was kinda funny... i giggled a lil.. just a lil tho |
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hilarous on July 5, 2005 @ 12:56 pm |
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that was funny!!
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