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4 nun’s sin
Posted by: gs on March 20, 2005 @ 7:36 am

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There were 4 nuns and they asked there Priest if they can have a weekend off work on Friday so the Priest said "yes." So the weekend went by and they all had done a Sin!!! The Priest asked the 1st Nun wat sin she had done, so the Nun answered "Well i had a try smoking" so the Priest looked up for 20 seconds and said "god forgives u, go and drink the holy water." and she did, the 4th Nun began to smile. He asks the 2nd nun wat she had done and she answered "I went out with a man." so the Priest looked up for about 50 seconds and said "God forgives u, go and drink the holy water." so she did and the 4th nun began to laugh. The Priest asked the 3rd Nun wat she had done, and she answered " I had sex with a man." so the Priest looked up for 2minutes and said "god forgives u, go and drink the Holy water." The 4th nun fell down laughing so the Priest asked "why u laughing so much wat sin did u do." She said "I pissed in the Holy Water."!!!


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From: gs on March 23, 2005 @ 6:30 pm
Comment: I want some comments on my joke plz, even if they are against my joke

From: prettyboy1911@comcas on March 23, 2005 @ 7:03 pm
Comment: It was funny, but place your words in the right context (can they have friday off to start the weekend off early). Also well i had a try smoking, no it’s supposed to be well I had to try smoking, etc....

From: gs on March 24, 2005 @ 3:01 pm
Comment: it was coz i was typing it fast

From: mandy on March 28, 2005 @ 3:51 pm
Comment: that iz real funny

From: your dumb on April 1, 2005 @ 5:30 pm
Comment: to gs: you are a big dumb ass because they don’t drink the holy water you stupid retarded quer they made the sign of the cross on their forehead so next time you make a joke make sure its right dumb quer!!!!!!!!

From: brooke on April 11, 2005 @ 1:45 am
Comment: that was funny.still LMAO

From: i did ur mom on April 14, 2005 @ 7:17 pm
Comment: i am never going to use holy water in my life ever again

From: alex on April 15, 2005 @ 2:33 am
Comment: your dumb is right

From: duhhhhhhhhhhhhh on April 20, 2005 @ 6:04 pm
Comment: um whats holy water

From: gary on April 27, 2005 @ 12:01 am
Comment: ’scuse me , but why post on the hi school site.? isnt there some other site like religios or italian or something¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

From: Aussie on May 1, 2005 @ 1:35 am
Comment: G’day mate not bad. got any more or what

From: yo dats funny :D on May 12, 2005 @ 8:43 pm
Comment: Dat is funny!

From: Kurt on May 21, 2005 @ 8:42 pm
Comment: Not the best joke in the world,.... however, not the worst

From: j on June 9, 2005 @ 10:38 am
Comment: funi lmao!!!!!!! wel dun m8

From: VINCE on June 14, 2005 @ 9:27 pm
Comment: FUCINFUNYNIGA!!!!!

From: birdie on June 25, 2005 @ 6:06 pm
Comment: that joke is fuuuuny!!!!!!!!
i agree with i did ur mom. never am i gonna drink holy water let alone come near it!!!!!!!!
excelenta joke though.


From: sexy on July 19, 2005 @ 5:54 pm
Comment: fucking LOL thats funny as fuck lol

   
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