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Kinda short but funny
Posted by: matt on May 20, 2005 @ 3:22 am
Saturday Night, a man decides to go watch the Leafs play the Habs at the ACC....
He has pretty bad tickets, and notices an empty seat way down really close to the Ice Surface....
Halfway through the game, the seat is still vacant, so he wanders down to it..... he asks the man sitting next to the empty seat if its taken.... the man replies "Yes, im saving it for my wife....she was supposed to come but she died a few days ago...."
The man knods in acknowledgment, but before he goes he asks "How come you didnt just give the extra ticket to a friend or family member?"
The man replies: "They’re all at the funeral" |
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| From: |
Thug Life on May 26, 2005 @ 6:06 pm |
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It is the same joke I posted on April, 22,2005 YOU FCKING MORON
A True Canadian is the name of th joke
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matt on May 28, 2005 @ 3:29 pm |
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lol, you didnt write it... your a hypocrite.... you did the same thing i did... find a funny joke, post for everyone else to read it..... calm down kid.
so were both fucking morons...but your name is "Thug Life" so you just a bit more of one. |
| From: |
Plastic Surgery on June 2, 2005 @ 10:30 pm |
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Lol, real mature... |
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lonna200 on June 9, 2005 @ 10:16 am |
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that was not funny at all that was kinda like sad and rude |
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fuck you all on June 9, 2005 @ 12:40 pm |
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BLOW ME BITCHES THATS RIGHT BLOW ME, IF YOU NEW WHO I WAS YOU WOULD SHUDDER THAT RIGHT |
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some guy on July 2, 2005 @ 4:02 pm |
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Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.
forget Disney world or Cedar Point...take your kids here ^......it’s free |
| From: |
Bud on September 10, 2005 @ 7:31 pm |
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omg, matt, ur so right! |
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Ton on September 24, 2005 @ 11:11 pm |
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I agree with matt. tell 2pac to settle down |
| From: |
HP on November 15, 2005 @ 9:53 pm |
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agree with Ton & matt tell 2pac to settle down |
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