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Hockey Moms
Posted by: loopi on September 9, 2005 @ 11:50 am
Hockey Lessons
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7 year old ockeyplayers aside and asked, Do you understand what cooperation is?
What a team is?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative. Do you understand that what
matters is not whether we win or lose, but how we play together as a
team?"
The little boy nodded yes. So," the coach continued, "I’m sure you
know, when a penalty is called, you shouldn’t argue, curse, attack the
referee, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?"
Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I call you off
the ice so that another boy gets a chance to play, it’s not good
sportsmanship to call your coach ’a dumb asshole’, is it?’’
Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach.
"Now go over there and explain all that to your mother..."
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Jan on October 11, 2005 @ 10:29 pm |
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This is so funny, because there is so much truth to the fact that the parents need the lessons. We need to leave the kids alone to play the game....it would be much more fun for everyone! |
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Ollie on October 14, 2005 @ 4:13 pm |
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9/10 - good work |
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Dawg on November 8, 2005 @ 5:56 pm |
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This was a good one. And Jan you are SO right... |
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