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Gretzky in heaven
Posted by: mike on October 15, 2005 @ 8:15 pm

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Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemiex and Steve Yserman all die and meet in heaven. God is sitting in his chair and says to Lemiex "MArio what do yo beleive in?"
"I beleive hockeys is the greatest thing in the world and the best sport in history"
To that god says "take the seat to my left and Steve what do you beleive in?"
"I beleive bravery is the best"
To that god says "take the seat to my Right and Wayne what do you beleive in?"
"I beleive you’re sitting in my seat"


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From: LEAFSROCK on November 30, 2005 @ 8:15 pm
Comment: Booya baby nice joke dude

From: Guy on December 5, 2005 @ 8:18 pm
Comment: What the...?

   
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