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Q&A LEAFS
Posted by: DAVE on April 1, 2004 @ 11:12 am
Q. What is the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette machine?
A. You can get Players out of a cigarette machine
Q. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Argonauts and the Toronto Blue Jays all have in common besides being based in Toronto?
A. None of them can play hockey
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| From: |
dan on April 17, 2004 @ 5:12 pm |
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its soo true
SENS IN 7
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| From: |
Phil on April 19, 2004 @ 9:07 pm |
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Ya go sens go! Leafs sucks! |
| From: |
Lauren on April 20, 2004 @ 11:24 pm |
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HAHA, LOSERS!!!!
GO LEAFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
=D
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| From: |
The Kid on April 21, 2004 @ 9:14 am |
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GO Redwings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
calgarian on April 22, 2004 @ 12:26 am |
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ur all stupid...lol....GO FLAMES GO!!!!!!!!
screw redwings...oh and the leafs suck too |
| From: |
Daaaaaaaaaaaa on April 22, 2004 @ 6:41 pm |
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Hey leafs are ok |
| From: |
TML Lover on April 22, 2004 @ 6:43 pm |
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Leafs Rule, Sens SUCK they are huge losers ha ha. Leafs will win the Stanly Cup |
| From: |
Athena98 on April 25, 2004 @ 1:42 am |
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Sens lose to Leafs YET AGAIN. Sens suck...not the Leafs!
ED-DIE! ED-DIE! ED-DIE! |
| From: |
wankers on April 26, 2004 @ 6:30 pm |
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GO HABS |
| From: |
TERRY ALLEN on April 27, 2004 @ 12:05 pm |
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THE LEAFS ARE GONNA WIN THIS FUCKING GAME. |
| From: |
Leafs rule on April 27, 2004 @ 1:22 pm |
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leafs are 4-0 in the battle of ontario, sens suk!! |
| From: |
Ben Amaro on April 29, 2004 @ 8:54 am |
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Your right LEAFS suck. GO RED WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
ali on April 29, 2004 @ 11:10 am |
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wooot! leafs suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Tiffster on April 29, 2004 @ 8:45 pm |
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i hets toronto and that is awsome i loved it!!! |
| From: |
chris spui on May 4, 2004 @ 2:06 pm |
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Leafs rock.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, just kidding. |
| From: |
true wings fan on May 4, 2004 @ 10:39 pm |
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ahhahahaahah leafs suck philly just got the overtime winner jr gets it done |
| From: |
sdsd on May 5, 2004 @ 2:22 pm |
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Go Flames Go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Eric on May 5, 2004 @ 3:54 pm |
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Go Flyers!!!!!! Yea What Now Leafs You Just Got Served!!!!!!!!
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| From: |
Deaclf0 on May 8, 2004 @ 2:01 pm |
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Leafs got burned again.......will you stop supporting this team so we can get a real coach? Pat Quinn has had long enough to give away all our good young talent to aquire injured veterans so stop buying tickets so this asshole can get fired and I can become a leaf fan again! |
| From: |
leafs suck on May 12, 2004 @ 11:42 am |
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leafs suck just like kyle handy |
| From: |
KYLE H. on May 12, 2004 @ 11:45 am |
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leafs got out again... whoa! what a surprise....the leafs should be ashamed of them selves oh well lets try next year cause youll be trying for the rest of your lives |
| From: |
trevor on May 19, 2004 @ 9:38 am |
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god damit the leafs are the Number 1 team ever |
| From: |
Meaghan on May 24, 2004 @ 12:16 pm |
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Those jokes are sad! leafs rule all and belfour is the best goalie ever! THE EAGLE ROX! |
| From: |
Aaron on May 25, 2004 @ 1:14 pm |
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Take that Philadelphia. You’re team is full of mother-f****** bitches with a with a toddler-f****** GM in Booby Clarke. EAGLE ROX, BABY! Senators are s***! |
| From: |
Ron Jeremy on May 26, 2004 @ 1:33 am |
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I’m a porn star....Leafs will win the cup in 2005...BELIEVE IT!! |
| From: |
Tom on June 2, 2004 @ 9:28 pm |
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LEAFS CAN LICK THERE OWN SWEATY SACKS!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TAMPA!!!!!!!!!!! LEAFS HAVEN"T EVEN MAD IT TO THE FINALS SINCE 1972! LOOSERS!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
The wall on June 17, 2004 @ 2:43 pm |
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Any one who like’s the Leafs are dick heads
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| From: |
The Wall on June 21, 2004 @ 9:34 am |
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Fuck all Leaf fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Put that in your pip and smoke it!!!!!! |
| From: |
Your mom on June 23, 2004 @ 1:51 am |
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Avalancheare number one |
| From: |
u suck on July 4, 2004 @ 12:11 am |
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u suck |
| From: |
Amanda on July 25, 2004 @ 11:51 pm |
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That is soooo the truth!! SENS ROCK!!! Watch Out Leafs we are going to get revenge next season!! LEAFS SUCK!!
SENS FAN FOREVER!!! |
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LAFFS SUCK on August 11, 2004 @ 1:11 pm |
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GO HABS |
| From: |
leafs fan on August 17, 2004 @ 11:27 am |
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toronto maple leafs will kick ur ass from nova scotia all the way 2 africa!!!!! |
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FUCK LEAFS on August 22, 2004 @ 10:12 am |
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FUCK LEAFS
GO HABS GO |
| From: |
LEAFS SUCK ASS on August 29, 2004 @ 9:12 pm |
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THE LEAFS SUCK MORE ASS THEN A BAD PORNSTAR |
| From: |
MOSEStheCANADIAN on September 3, 2004 @ 2:12 am |
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CHARA could rip domi apart |
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Yzer19man on September 3, 2004 @ 10:01 pm |
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Ya, I don’t know what you idiot Leaf fans are talking about but you are all a bunch of goons
just like your crappy team. These jokes rock my world and if you are an anti Leaf fan why
don’t you join my MSN group dedicated to the hatred of the Maple Loafs:
BlowLeafsBlow@groups.msn.com. The Red Wings are the number one team in the
League. Yeah baby!!!! The leafs and their loser fans can go cry me a river when they
don’t make the playoffs this year, after overpaying all their players like Eddie the Beagle
and Fats Sundin. Fat Quinn will be fired for breaking all the Leafs chairs when he sits on
them. All you awesome Leaf Haters join my group |
| From: |
baby belfour on September 6, 2004 @ 12:38 pm |
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i dont know who u guys think u r, BUT LEAFS RULE!!! BELFOUR IS BACK AND IS READY TO OWN YET AGAIN...SENS ARE GONNA BE ELIMINATED IF THEY FACE THE LEAFS IN THE PLAYOFFS IF PRUSEK DOESNT SUCK OFF HASEK ADN MESS HIS GROIN UP AGAIN THE SAME WAY CUJO DID!
GO LEAFS GO!!!!!! EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE!!! THE PUCK STOPS HERE! |
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Jason on September 6, 2004 @ 3:40 pm |
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awesome jokes. even though they werent really funny, as long as they’re bashing the leafs, because LEAFS SUCK!!! SENS RULE. too bad dominic hasek has to be on the sens, because he’s all old and washed up, and he sucks... |
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Niki on September 20, 2004 @ 5:30 pm |
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THE AVS R THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD
Q.WHICH TEAM IS THE WORST
A.THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS |
| From: |
luke on October 2, 2004 @ 1:10 am |
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GO LEAFS
THE LEAFS ARE THE BEST TEAM EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO F*** THEMSELVES |
| From: |
mark orourke on October 4, 2004 @ 10:44 am |
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leafs are the worst and most overated team on this planet they havent one a cup in 38 years and u dumbass fans still like them why dont you support a real tem like the habs that have one 24 stanleys dont be so jealous just cause your team sux the last time the leafs one the cup there hadint even been a man on the moon and not even colur t.vs and i wasnt even born so suck it up you wussies and like a real tem or just shut the hell up
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO HABS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!24 STANLEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
mark orourke on October 4, 2004 @ 10:47 am |
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO HABS GO 24 STANLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF ANYONE HAS FUNNY PICS ON THE LEAFS OR HAS SOMTIN 2 SAY E-MAIL ME AT markorourke2002@yahoo.ca |
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mark orourke on October 4, 2004 @ 10:48 am |
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knock......knock
whos there
stanley stanley who
you must be a leaf fan
!!!!!!!!!!GO HABS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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wus up on October 14, 2004 @ 6:44 pm |
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leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs sucleafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suck leafs suckk leafs suck |
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GO SENS GO on October 15, 2004 @ 8:54 pm |
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IM WITH WUS UP LEAFS SUCK AND HABS AND REDWINGS......EXCEPT 4 SENS |
| From: |
leafs on October 17, 2004 @ 10:37 pm |
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leafs kick ass |
| From: |
mark orourke on November 2, 2004 @ 4:03 pm |
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lafs suck |
| From: |
Leafs Rock on November 5, 2004 @ 12:49 am |
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Go Leafs Go
Go Toronto Maple Leafs Go
Sens Suck Shit |
| From: |
LEAF LOVER on November 22, 2004 @ 7:22 pm |
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HABS,SENS,FLYERS,WINGS AND EVERY OTHER TEAM EXCEPT THE LEAFS SUCK DONKEY DICKS LMFAO! |
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GO LEAFS on January 21, 2005 @ 8:47 pm |
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GO LEAFS GO!!!!! GO LEAFS GO!!!!! GO LEAFS GO!!!!! GO LEAFS GO!!!!! GO LEAFS GO!!!!! |
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SENS SUCK DICK!!!!!! on January 23, 2005 @ 1:48 am |
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Man DO SENS SUCK DICK. AND ALL YOU RETARDS THAT THINK THEY ARE GONNA WIN THE CUP, YOUR RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO LEAFS GO! |
| From: |
SENS on January 28, 2005 @ 4:39 pm |
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you guys all suck GO SENS GO!!!!
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| From: |
MAnon on April 3, 2005 @ 6:10 am |
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LEAFS SUCK MONKEY BALLS
GO SENS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
mANON on April 3, 2005 @ 6:11 am |
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hockeyfreak2005_18@hot..
sens rock my freaking world! |
| From: |
dan on April 3, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
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leafs rcok u dumass and the leafs kick ottawas ass every year so suck a dick |
| From: |
UHDJD on April 16, 2005 @ 8:03 am |
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THE LEAFS SUCK I WANT TO KILL TIE DOMIE AND THE WHOLE TEAM |
| From: |
MAnon on May 30, 2005 @ 1:45 pm |
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LEAFS SUCK
GO SENS GO!!!!! OK SO EVERYONE SHUT UP
2005 CUP SENS YA BABY |
| From: |
broadis on May 31, 2005 @ 12:20 am |
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LEAFS RULE!!! everyone else can go to HELL |
| From: |
broadis on May 31, 2005 @ 12:20 am |
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LEAFS RULE!!! everyone else can go to HELL |
| From: |
[ n ] on September 20, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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Toronto has and always will be the Hockey hotbed, regardless if the Leafs bring home the cup or not. Its rather SAD to see how much time u bloody sens fans have actually wasted imagining that the sens can overtake leafs fans’ pride. - that is unheard of, so quit dreaming u little fuckers. |
| From: |
LEAF on September 28, 2005 @ 6:21 pm |
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When was the least time ottawa beat toronto in the playoffs? |
| From: |
DR TONGUE on September 29, 2005 @ 3:35 pm |
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LEAFS BLOW TODAY, TOMORROW AND FOR YEARS TO COME! |
| From: |
leafs rock on October 5, 2005 @ 11:21 pm |
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if toronto suck, y r they just kiking the shit outta sens right now? 4-0 ??? SENS SUCK THERE GAY THAT CANT PLAY WORTH THE SHIT! THE ONLY GOOD PLAYING IS DAN AND HE CAN EVEN PLAY! FUCK CANUCKS ARE BETTER THEN THEM |
| From: |
Jordan Smith on October 5, 2005 @ 11:21 pm |
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GO SENS GO THE LEAFS BLOW... TIE SUCKS ALL THE BOYS |
| From: |
Ian "Flyers" Brock on October 6, 2005 @ 5:32 pm |
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you listen here and you listen good. all you fucking leaf fans need to learn your lesson. youi can’t win a cup. you cxan’t even pass the second round. there’s no point in cheering for a team that doesn’t even cheer for themselves. we all know every single leaf is just there for the money.. except maybe that Lindros queer. no Leaf player actually wants to be known as a leaf. FLYERS FLYERS FLYERS |
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HARD CORE LEAF HATER on October 7, 2005 @ 3:59 pm |
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LEAFS SUCK THOSE ARE THE BEST JOKES EVER...GO HABS GO 2005-2006 season TORONTO LOST AGAINST OTTAWA!?!?!?! WHAT!!! THEY SUCK |
| From: |
sens fan # 1 on October 9, 2005 @ 11:21 pm |
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that is so true go sens go all the was deathto the leafs |
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habs fan on October 14, 2005 @ 4:14 pm |
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Can’t believe we have such bad teams in our country. I’M talking about Sens AND Leafs. Both of these teams suck but sens less than the leafs...WEll that’s for this year because the year before the lock I have to admit The SENS seriously suckedbut not as much as now........ANymayS the real Team IS THE CANADIENS FROM MTL !!! GO HABS GO |
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robert wall on October 14, 2005 @ 4:14 pm |
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what’s 12 feet long,3 feet wide, sleeps 12? give up,toronto maple leafs bench hahahahahahahahahaha |
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Leafs only on October 20, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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Its funny, all the Habs fans have to use profanity in an attempt to aggravate Leaf fans. The bottom line is that the HABS suck. But not as much as OTTAWA!!!!!!! |
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Chris on November 1, 2005 @ 3:42 pm |
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First of all Montreal is the best team in the league .. n then who ever goes for toronto must have brain damage or something .. diud u see their big lose .. 8-0 to ottawa .. Montreal won 24 stanley cups and toronto won 11, there is a big difference there. what do u leaf fans have to say about that. and toronto never won a stanley cup sincel ike 1960 about. When the leafs win another cup, maybe i will think about thinking that they are alright, if im not dead that is
MONTREAL ROCKS SHIT, NO OTHER TEAM ROCKS .. and i dont mind the sens they are alright but TORONTO SUCKS |
| From: |
Leaf FAN 4eva on November 6, 2005 @ 9:40 pm |
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IF u want a griend that doesn’t hurt you. why not be friends with the montreal candians they dont beat anyone |
| From: |
Crypto GAL on November 6, 2005 @ 9:40 pm |
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If you want a friend that wont hurt you, then why not be friends with montreal candians they dont beat anybody :) |
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Leafs %@cksucksuck on November 12, 2005 @ 1:42 pm |
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Leafs suck so as Bender would say, BITE MY SHINY MEDAL ASS! |
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I hate leafs on November 13, 2005 @ 11:16 pm |
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha! leafs got schooled by the Sabres! They suck! the SENS have already wiped out the Sabres twice this year and will school em again. leafs couldn’t win the cup if they had Wayne Gretzgy! |
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Habs man on November 13, 2005 @ 11:16 pm |
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The question now is : the leafs can beat the flyers BUT... CAN THEY BEAT THE MONTREAL CANADIENS! |
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Andrea on November 13, 2005 @ 11:17 pm |
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Biggest Sens fan here!! And the leafs should really step up their game if they think they will win a game against the sens!!! SENS ARE GONNA GET THE CUP BABYYYYYYYYYYYy |
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#1 sens fan on November 16, 2005 @ 10:57 pm |
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yall dont no hockey unless u like the sens......hockey - GO SENS GO YEAAAAAAA
OMG SENS BEAT TORONTO LIKE 8 - 0 wats up with that hahaha yeaaaaaaaaaa thats the bomb |
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toronto make u laugh on November 20, 2005 @ 4:57 pm |
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its been 38 years face it there not going to win |
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go sens go on November 23, 2005 @ 2:34 pm |
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Sens will kick Toronto any day any time
Go Sens Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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LEAFS HATER on November 23, 2005 @ 10:21 pm |
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the leafs are like the BUSH WHITEHOUSE.... plain and simple |
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habs rule 96 on November 25, 2005 @ 11:02 pm |
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You guys should put a new one. Ya better get a rake cuz the lefs blow!! |
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leafs suck on November 25, 2005 @ 11:02 pm |
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leafs rock My world!!!!!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS.GO SENS GO!!! |
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Sens rule on November 28, 2005 @ 5:17 pm |
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Leafs suck so as Bender would say...BITE MY SHINY MEDAL ASS!!!!!! |
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LEAFS SUCK on November 28, 2005 @ 5:17 pm |
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THE LAST TIME TORONTO BEAT MONTREAL WAS.............................................................................FLUKE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!GO HABS GO TORONTO SUCKS! HABS HAVE WON 24 STANLEY CUPS! THEY’LL GET TO THE PLAYOFFS THEN GET KNOCKED OUT BY THE BEST TEAM OF THEM ALL............................................................................OTTAWA SENATORS WHO WILL WIN THIS %@CKIN YEAR!OH,AND HAHA!LEAFS LOST 8-0! |
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notte on November 28, 2005 @ 5:17 pm |
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those guys who said go habs are right this is from the kid who hates the eagle wens he
gonna retire wen its the toronto old folkes LOL GO HABES GO....WINUR 25 STANLY
SCREW THE LEAF FANS!
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habs fan on November 28, 2005 @ 5:17 pm |
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gooo habs all the way eddie the eagle my but eddie has no eagle eye there pecked out just like matt sundens friggin eye leafs suck
Q. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Argonauts and the Toronto Blue Jays all have in common besides being based in Toronto?
A. None of them can play hockey |
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leafs suck!!!!!!!!!! on November 28, 2005 @ 5:17 pm |
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Sens 8 Toronto 0 Go Sens Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
brett on November 30, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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hehe thats funny last year i seen a sens fan get jumped by two guys(1 in a leaf jersey)
p.s i laughed |
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leafs rock!!!!!!! on December 3, 2005 @ 10:28 am |
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GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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leaf fan forever on December 5, 2005 @ 8:18 pm |
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all you bag lickers who cheer for ottawa must like foreplay, all season long you say you can beat the LEAFS but in the playoffs u get FUCK up the ASS.( krusty loves it ) stop bobbin the knob that are the sensLESS cum back after the playoff and we will cuddle FUCKIN queers |
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leafs suck on December 9, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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good job buddy how long did it take for you to think that one up. |
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