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10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
Posted by: Nick J on May 15, 2004 @ 11:46 am
10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9. They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls |
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SMURF on June 4, 2004 @ 9:56 pm |
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HAahahahahahh thats a great joke BASEBALL SUCKS
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Buttercup on June 15, 2004 @ 10:00 pm |
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its soooo true! dating a hockey player now and boy does he know how to handle his stick! hehehe... keep it up... |
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andrew on June 30, 2004 @ 1:40 pm |
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buddy i am a hockey player and that is unreal guy, haha hockey players are one of a kind once u have had one ladys you will never date anything esle... unreal joke man good job |
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Courtney on July 2, 2004 @ 6:51 pm |
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Dude i date a hockey player and that is soo true ....... baseball players only no how to hity ballz .......lol |
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tyler on July 15, 2004 @ 1:11 am |
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i am a hockey player and that is a awsome joke...good job |
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Molly on July 21, 2004 @ 11:29 am |
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OMG that joke is fucking awesome...I love hockey players...so true dude...good job |
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Jake on July 31, 2004 @ 11:25 pm |
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This joke is fuckin awesome Hockey Kicks ass |
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jonny on August 16, 2004 @ 4:21 pm |
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wow u guys play hockey good job u probaly suck at it |
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katie on August 21, 2004 @ 8:10 pm |
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hahah nice! all thats true.. hockey players are the best! im a hockey chiic.. and hockey guyz.. damn there soo finE |
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cam on August 28, 2004 @ 5:02 am |
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10 reason not to date a hockey player
1 they always wear protection, i would wear proctection too considering all that goes on during the after game shower
2 they have great hands that includes using them to smack other guys asses in the shower and when they score
3.they are used to scoring on other guys..
4 they have great stamina even though they have to go out ever 2 minutes and sit on the bent a take a rest that sure is lots and lots and lots of stamina...who the hell else could skate around for 2 minutes?
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cam on August 28, 2004 @ 5:02 am |
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5 they find the opening and get it in...an opening to the penalty box
6 they never miss the target, and their target just happens to be the asshole
7 they know how to use their wood like smacking it with other guys when they score.
8 they have long sticks, long but skinny as hell, the needle sticks
9 they know when to play rough, and that is why the average score of a hockey game is more than they average number of teeth they have
10 because baseball players only know how to hit balls, and hockey players only know how to score on other guys letting their stick lead the way
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bong loads on August 30, 2004 @ 10:30 am |
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haha good job up there ’cam’ thats so true about hockey players |
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hockynbsbll on September 2, 2004 @ 11:06 pm |
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i play hockey and baseball so what happens then? |
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cori on September 3, 2004 @ 10:42 pm |
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awsome joke. i love hockey players. |
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Jay&Jay on September 8, 2004 @ 9:51 pm |
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I like Cam’s jokes better!!! |
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SMOKINonSKATES on September 20, 2004 @ 10:50 pm |
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hey i play hockey an its the best sport in the world nothin beats it |
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Jason on September 28, 2004 @ 11:48 am |
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I like cams joke i think hockeys a waste of fuckin time |
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LEAF LOVER on October 11, 2004 @ 10:56 pm |
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LMFAO AWESOME JOKE DUDE I PLAY GOALIE HOCKEY RULES GO LEAFS GO! CANADA RULES IN HOCKEY! THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS CANADA’S HOCKEY TEAM!
STOP THE DAMN LOCKOUT I WATCH TO WATCH HOCKEY GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! |
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LEAF LOVER on October 11, 2004 @ 11:04 pm |
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OOPS WANT TO WATCH HOCKEY LMAO |
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GO SENS GO on October 15, 2004 @ 8:49 pm |
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that was good
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sara on October 18, 2004 @ 6:28 pm |
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hey guyzz i play hockey and it kicks ass!! all hockey guyz are hot that is so true i love the joke!!!!!!!!! |
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Hayley on October 19, 2004 @ 2:47 pm |
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Ya thats jokes great...and true i believe lol....I am the only chick on the midget A hockey team and i love it...yeah ppl think whatever they want about hockey players...like the stupid comments...but hockey players are sexy...and i love hockey great joke |
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Britt on October 28, 2004 @ 4:26 pm |
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Leafs Lover! So true! Hockey kicks ass! All these guys saying that it sucks are just jealous b/c hockey guys rule! |
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mike on October 28, 2004 @ 9:34 pm |
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hockey is pussy baseball is pussy but football is a real mans sport bitches |
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LEAF LOVER on October 29, 2004 @ 11:38 pm |
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HAHA YEAH WHATEVER MIKE I AGREE FOOTBALL IS AN AWESOME SPORT BUT HOCKEY IS THE BEST SPORT EVER HOCKEY RULES STOP THE LOCKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEAFS RULE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BTW WHO YOU CALLING A BITCH HOCKEY PLAYERS CAN KICK ANYBODY’S ASS ANY DAY ANYTIME ESPECIALLY PSYCHO GOALIES LIKE ME |
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QtWitABooty233 on November 2, 2004 @ 1:50 pm |
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Hey All.....HOCKEY GUYS RULE!!!...everything said in the "10 Reasons 2 Date A Hockey Player" is so true...Hockey is an AWESOME sport, and I love to go see my guys out there on the ice....I mean how can a girl resist a guy with "Great Hands" Haha......HOCKEY GUYS ARE SEXXXXXY!...xoxo |
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Jeff Jones on November 4, 2004 @ 5:31 pm |
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#11.. When Hockey players stop.. we spray white stuff... Baseball isn’t even a sport compared to hockey.. I could sit my happy ass out in an outfield and catch a ball that came near me too. |
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way cool man on November 24, 2004 @ 11:59 pm |
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nice joke
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casey on November 25, 2004 @ 1:41 pm |
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i would like to say to cam that she is dumb. she has no clue what she is talking about. and secons off baseball is super queer.you dont even sweat. I want to see some baseball players come out on the ice and actually not get scared. you have to have a lot of stamina to play hockey. If u ask any chick that has been with a hockey guy they would say that we are the best. Hockey kicks ass.....baseball sucks |
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Scottie on November 26, 2004 @ 1:06 am |
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I love how guys say "I’d love to see a hockey player throw a ball 350ft." or some shit... because I bet you that a lot of guys high up in the ranks CAN. They work out too ya fuckin plug! I’d like to see some baseball queer try and skate a lap in his tight little pants. Also Cam’s rebuttal was just fucking LAME. He used the same jokes throughout the whole bloody thing. I played baseball this year, it wasn’t hard to pick up. Hockey takes a lot more of, well, pretty much everything... so you can wear your knee-high socks and tight pants all you want, the ladies will still be waiting outside OUR dressing room. |
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leafsbiggestchickfan on November 28, 2004 @ 10:44 pm |
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wow, I can`t believe that so many people came on here and bitched about the joke, it`s a joke, get over it, and it was an awesome one at that. Hockey rules!!!!! If you`re a tru Canadian, you`d agree. Go leafs Go!! well next season at least. |
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GoCanada38 on November 29, 2004 @ 4:22 pm |
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Wow. All of you except a select few are retarded. They do both take skill, but I’ve played both, and hockey is alot more fun and a lot harder. Besides, I’d like to see a baseball player shoot a puck at around 60-80 mph everytime. Hockey rocks and goalies get the most. |
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just input on December 16, 2004 @ 7:47 pm |
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Well I have been reading these past messages and I like both sports, so I am not going to shoot anyone down here.....But since HOCKEY rules so much, I guess thats why when I turn on TV there is always a game on, O wait I lied no one gives a shit about hockey anymore |
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I Love Hockey Bois! on December 20, 2004 @ 12:35 pm |
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Look guyz, hockey is the best sport known to man!...This joke rocks and anyone who wants to be a baby and shit on the genious who came up with it, should go and shove a hockey stick up their ass...Grow up! And besides, ITS ONLY A GOD DAMN JOKE!...
P.S. BRING IT BAC NHL....our guys r suffering! |
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sup ' yall? on December 20, 2004 @ 1:24 pm |
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COME ON PEOPLE!!!! Hockey is a sport and so is baseball and they bothfucking rule!!!!!!! They’re my 2 fav sports so please stop dissing ’em! I hav 2 admit that I LOL when I read the joke , but don’t dis bsaeball just 2 be funny cuz #’s 1 to 9 are all so true!!!!!! Hockey players are sexc!!!! BRING BACK THE NHL!!! Gettin bored over here........ |
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HOCKEY LOVER on December 20, 2004 @ 2:06 pm |
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I think that hockey is like sooooo awesome. Becuz the players are hot .THAT JOKE RULEZ!!! LOL!!!!!!! |
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HOCKEY! go go go hoc on December 20, 2004 @ 2:15 pm |
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I love hockey.......;for ALOT of reasons...LOL! I dont understand why people think that baseball is BAD I play it dude! so in your guys face! WE LOVE BOTH SPORTS ...hey bothrule! YAY!
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dudet on December 20, 2004 @ 2:26 pm |
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STOP THIS NONSENSE!!!! This is disgustinly absourd!! Baseball and hockey are the bomb so don’t go dissing either one of them ya nins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats right..walk away from the racisum!!!!
U scared now oh yayyyyy!!!!! |
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fucko the MULE! on December 20, 2004 @ 2:33 pm |
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You know what you fuckos........well......WILLIUM HUNG IS THE BOMB! yay! wooooooww......"take me out to the ball game...take me out to the show........"! Il est MON IDOL! WOW! go him! I think that that jokes queer like ME! LOL! just to let you know.....thiis isn’t really what I am like! LOL! dont worry....I know you may be scared and feeel a bit insicure but I can asure you that you are very very safe in the arms of the MULE!
I LOVE HOCKEY AND BASEBALL players and also the players on the senators atoms team! YAY! |
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ty on December 22, 2004 @ 2:13 pm |
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ha ha that joke is fuckin tight only b/c i like baseball and hockey but that last part isnt true b/c im a baseball player and hockey player and the gurls say i no how 2 use my stick!!!
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UR MOM on December 22, 2004 @ 2:42 pm |
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REDICULOUS!!! |
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D on December 22, 2004 @ 8:00 pm |
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DUDE THAT JOKE WAS SOOO FUNNY AND ALL U PPL THAT SAY HOCKEY SUCK WELL CAN U SEE THE GIRLS SAYIN THAT THE JOKE IS TRUE I DONT SEE ANY1 SAYIN THEY LIKE BASEBALL PLAYERS...AND WHOEVER SAID THAT ALL U HAVE TO DO IS SKATE 4 TWO MINUTES LOOK AT BASEBALL U ONLY RUN IF U EVEN HIT THE DAMN BALL |
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HK.HJ.KH. on December 27, 2004 @ 2:01 pm |
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HOCKEY IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!! HOCKEY IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
ashley arobinson665 on January 2, 2005 @ 2:32 am |
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please IM me i think hockey and cool and your fuckin retarted if you dont like it Arobinson665 |
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stoner on January 2, 2005 @ 4:47 pm |
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yo i play for junoir team usa ice hockey ma gurl is loving these jokes keep holding ur own bat u baseball bitches |
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hockey rules on January 2, 2005 @ 8:04 pm |
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hockey rules IM me swenzel089 |
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HEY!!!!!!!! on January 3, 2005 @ 10:43 am |
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Baseball players are hott ,but not as hott as SOME hockey players......luv u # 2 and # 3 |
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cam on January 16, 2005 @ 3:44 pm |
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ashley sucks , she is such a bitch |
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camgofuckurself on January 18, 2005 @ 5:13 am |
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Hey Cam,
GO FUCk YOURSELF! |
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Megan o on January 19, 2005 @ 9:42 pm |
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O boy all that is true ryan i was fucking him and he knows how to use his wool and his stick is lond it was the best ever |
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Megan o on January 19, 2005 @ 9:43 pm |
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O boy all that is true ryan i was fucking him and he knows how to use his wool and his stick is lond it was the best ever |
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Hockey chic on January 21, 2005 @ 11:29 am |
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The only people i date are hockey players and DAMN it is soooooooooooo great!! cuz other sports play with ballz and hockey players have them!!!!
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?¿?¿?¿ on January 27, 2005 @ 10:57 am |
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The Belleville Bulls rock I think that John Hughes is hott lol |
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lappysgrl on January 30, 2005 @ 7:36 pm |
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HOCKEY RULES and so do HOCKEY PLAYERS |
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r a w r on February 2, 2005 @ 12:08 am |
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hockey rules.i know it.they know it.everyone knows it.hockey bois are hot.anyone who thinks otherwise.get over urself. |
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Danielle on February 2, 2005 @ 1:40 am |
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Dating a hockey player and he is so good in the sack this is so true |
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HOCKEYRULZ on February 3, 2005 @ 9:56 pm |
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DUDE HOCKEY ROCKS ITS THE BEST SPORT BASEBALL PLAYERS JUST LIEK TO GRAB THERE BALLS AND GO OUT ON THE FEILD WIT THERE LONG SOCKS WELL THE CATHER LOOKS AT THE BATTERS BUTT ALL DAY |
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fuzzy15 on February 10, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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it sucks hockey is a passion not a joke |
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leslie on February 26, 2005 @ 4:34 pm |
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hahah thats great..i Loveee hockey |
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kendra on February 27, 2005 @ 5:08 pm |
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awsome!! really made me laugh! and it is sooooo true! |
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matt on February 27, 2005 @ 6:04 pm |
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the joke about baseball players fucken sucks baseball players get twice as many chicks hockey players like DICK !!! |
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Katerina on March 6, 2005 @ 3:19 am |
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Personally, i don’t give a damn what sport the guy plays, as long as he gives me
somethin nice when he gets home ; )
Oh, and both jokes were funny |
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hatrik17 on March 9, 2005 @ 6:53 am |
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Im a hockey player and that joke was asome
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jrwatson124 on March 9, 2005 @ 9:40 am |
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I play hockey and I liked that joke. Hockey Rules!!!! |
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box on March 9, 2005 @ 9:15 pm |
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as it was probably said before, not every body likes us hockey players, but they all want to be like us... FUCK OFF you field fairies! |
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.. on March 13, 2005 @ 12:57 am |
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Yes hockey players have long shafts and handle their woods well..
hockey players are yummy! |
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HockeyBoy on March 20, 2005 @ 10:48 am |
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Well I play hockey and baseball and they both fuckin rule!!!!!!!!!! |
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Marissa on March 22, 2005 @ 10:41 pm |
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well i love boys that play hockey ♥ |
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Colton on March 23, 2005 @ 4:52 pm |
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Hockey sucks the big one and so do all hockey players if you want to play a real mans sport play basketball |
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steacy on March 26, 2005 @ 7:14 pm |
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hockey sucks!!!!!!!!! but this is pretty funny, i guess. Basketball is better!!!!! |
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stephanie on March 26, 2005 @ 7:16 pm |
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Funny!! it made me laugh! it sooo true.
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Kelly on March 31, 2005 @ 9:58 pm |
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WOW U GUYS!!! ITS JUST A DAMN JOKE! A JOKE! LIKE HAHA FUNNY no need to take it personally..baseball and hockey are both great sports no doubt about it but lets grow up ok? The same thing about both sports is you’ve got to be talented so lets just grow up ok? ...and wuts with this basketball shit? do u see anything invovling basketball players AT ALL?! didnt think so.... |
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steacy on March 31, 2005 @ 11:30 pm |
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wow kelly, are you trying to be a mother! geez, just let everyone state whatever they want to say!!! dont try to control everyone, and basketball rules, and it doesn’t matter if the joke talkes about basketball or not, you can still talk about it. it is a free contry!!! |
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scott on March 31, 2005 @ 11:34 pm |
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I am hockey player and it is all true. Would Steacy and Kelly quit fighting. GOD!!!!! and i play basketball too. no need to make a cat fight. |
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STEPHANIE on March 31, 2005 @ 11:39 pm |
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ANY HOTT HOCKEY PLAYERS OUT THERE? CALL 1-408-448-5594 |
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kay on April 3, 2005 @ 12:37 am |
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alright for all of you dissing hockey, shove it up your ass..your just fucking jealous because the hockey boys are hotter than ANY baseball player..oh yeah and talk about real and fake athletes..lets see whos been busted for doing roids?..hmm thats right not hockey players, because they dont need to!!!>..hockey is 10x the sport baseball is, and actual running and hardwork takes place.!! |
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Billy the dumass on April 3, 2005 @ 11:49 am |
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hey u i dont like this site i want 10 reasons to date a football player cuz i personally love football but there isnt any thing wrong with any sports peace |
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canada_chick on April 5, 2005 @ 8:11 pm |
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so are some football players , i like the sport hockey not the players the players can be nasty ill agree wit that |
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KENDOG on April 8, 2005 @ 7:16 pm |
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BASEBALL IS A GOOD SPORT DON’T TAKE SHOOTS AT SHIT YOU DON’T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BY THE WAY YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND IS REALLY BAD IN BED.... |
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ian on April 13, 2005 @ 8:09 pm |
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hockey for fuckin lossers they all r pussies stright up no joke football is a real man sport |
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bobby hill on April 14, 2005 @ 10:53 pm |
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Hockey rules them 15 reasons rock baseball sucks ass Hockey alll the way hell ya |
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ur a dumbass on April 24, 2005 @ 12:12 am |
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wow thats teh fucking biggest lie ive ever herd i play baseball and i get more grls than any hockey player so u need ot go somewhere with that shit |
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ur a dumbass on April 24, 2005 @ 12:12 am |
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wow thats teh fucking biggest lie ive ever herd i play baseball and i get more grls than any hockey player so u need ot go somewhere with that shit |
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no, ur a dumbass on April 29, 2005 @ 3:44 pm |
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Hockey rules dude, plain and simple! |
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baseballsucks on May 4, 2005 @ 8:20 pm |
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uhm, welll baseball sucks, bonds like little boys on his litttle penis, hockey players are the shit?? i dont know what else to say mon?? |
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Pretty Princess on May 5, 2005 @ 10:31 pm |
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LOL I loved your joke that was great! |
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someone who loves u on May 6, 2005 @ 8:37 pm |
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i love someone.. who plays hockey. and he has that in his profile! lol |
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Hockey Playa 13 on May 8, 2005 @ 10:38 pm |
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HOCKEY KICKS ASS!!!!!! that’s all that needs to be said |
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Hockey Playa 13 on May 8, 2005 @ 10:39 pm |
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HOCKEY KICKS ASS!!!!!! that’s all that needs to be said |
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Hockey Playa 13 on May 8, 2005 @ 11:32 pm |
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To anyone who thinks football is better than hockey:
football players have cheerleaders but it’s the hockey players who take them home |
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dude.. on May 10, 2005 @ 1:47 am |
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yah hockey is hardcore, baseball requires skill too.. but its all about football that is the shit |
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Tyler on May 13, 2005 @ 4:45 pm |
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AWESOME JOKE I PLAY HOCKEY AND THATS MONEY
AWESOME JOB ON THAT ONE |
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FUCK YES on May 15, 2005 @ 2:22 pm |
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biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchin.........i play AAA hockey for team illinois........hockey is the SHIT! |
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SiouxCityPuckBunny on May 27, 2005 @ 12:01 am |
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Hockey palyers are so hot, omg dont even get my started.....they are good at everything they do....their just awesome guys.....every girl wants them...........but no hockey team can top my Sioux City Musketeers.........i lov u guys, cant wait till you guys come back for 05..and we all get to hang out again.....ill miss you Dennis.M we had fun times!!!!!!! ; ) |
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Ashley on May 28, 2005 @ 4:01 pm |
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Top 10 Reasons To Date A Baseball Player:
1. They Have GREAT Hands
2. They’re used to scorin no matter what base they’re on
3. THEY HAVE TREMENDOUS ENDURANCE
4. They always use a glove
5. They don’t stop till the job is done and there is always extra innings
6. They never strike out
7. They like to touch every base carefully
8. They swing BIG sticks
9. They take the extra base if they can
10. They slide into home REALLY HARD |
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Shannon on May 30, 2005 @ 2:15 am |
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im dating a hockey player that joke is sooooooooo true haha and it will be hard not dating a hockey player haha |
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scott on June 3, 2005 @ 2:41 pm |
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i think all u hockey players should shut the fuck up and go shoot urselves. i dont kno anyone who likes hockey and if i did i would have killed them already. baseball is liked by a fuckin load of more ppl then hockey and its goin to stay that way. hockey is a canadian sport and it should stay in canada. |
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scott again on June 3, 2005 @ 2:43 pm |
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i play baseball and i bet i get a fuckin ton more girls then any hockey player |
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Keith on June 4, 2005 @ 5:52 pm |
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im a hockey player and god dam is that true...and yes baseball sucks my left nut |
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cassie on June 5, 2005 @ 6:19 pm |
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okay i play hockey and this is true but im dating some one u plays hockey and basball so but hey its still true lol :D |
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Blondie on June 14, 2005 @ 11:50 pm |
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hockey is the shit and hockey players are hotter then baseball players |
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Baseballblows on June 20, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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Chicks dig scars and bruises not hitting a ball 1121243234223 feet
in other words baseball attracts guys
keep slapping butts douche bags |
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David on June 22, 2005 @ 10:20 am |
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All you people need to chill out both sports are awsome.... But the thing is Football is better then both |
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KEvin on June 22, 2005 @ 1:57 pm |
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all you other fake ass athletes dont know what a real sport is you bitches couldnt play hockey if your life depended on it so all you baseball and football players go put ur tight pants back and suck 1 dont be pissed at us cuz we steal all your chicks
"Football players may have cheerleaders, but hockey players take them home" |
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Rachel on June 25, 2005 @ 5:32 pm |
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ok all u people 1 hockey players are hot
2. they do play a real sport
3. hockey takes more skill then football
no affence i like football but its not #1 =) |
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meeh on June 25, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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BASEBALL PLAYAS HAVE NICE ASSES =)
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Zack on June 25, 2005 @ 8:57 pm |
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LMAO, ur guys and girls are jokes, what are u fuckin 5 years old! No hockeys better, no baseball is, no hockey, STFU and get a life. Personally i play neither bball and socccer are my sports. So im not genna take sides, but stop actin like kindergartners with ur swear words. |
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Zack on June 25, 2005 @ 8:58 pm |
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I play neither and im good lookin, see for urself my sn is LittleWhiteBoyZ1 |
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jo mama on June 26, 2005 @ 2:36 pm |
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ANYONE WHO HATES HOCKY CAN TRY TO FUCKING SKATE AROUND NONSTOP ND THEN TELL ME THAT WE DONT HAVE STAMINA |
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hockey on June 27, 2005 @ 6:15 am |
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baseball players are FAT!! hockey players are so fit. hockey is more popular than baseball. hahha |
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rach * on June 27, 2005 @ 10:11 am |
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zack -> i play basketball its the best sport ever =) |
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puck bunnie on June 28, 2005 @ 9:34 pm |
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hockey players are the best to do |
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tanner l on July 14, 2005 @ 2:16 pm |
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dude i suck at hockey and i dont get any girls |
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Joey on August 5, 2005 @ 2:11 pm |
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Pretty funny. Some of you need to use coherient English when typing, it works. |
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Slap shot btch on August 25, 2005 @ 6:43 pm |
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10 reasons to date a female hockey player...
1) They always wear protection
2) They have great hands
3) They are used to scoring
5) Stamina Baby!
6) They enjoy a challange
7) They know how to handle wood
8) They’re passionate about our "work"
9) They know how to play rough
10) They give 110% all the time, every time
Dude hockey guys are hot... and they got great bodies take this from a girl who "plays with them" |
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hockeyman on August 26, 2005 @ 11:42 pm |
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11. We’re not allowed to, but we enjoy giving a "hit from behind’
Hockey Players Kick And Hump Ass! |
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amy on September 25, 2005 @ 10:05 pm |
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oh ya i play hockey best sport on earth nothin can ever beat it ~CANADAS SPORT!~ woo kick ass jokes lol |
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eat/sleep/hockey on October 2, 2005 @ 12:04 pm |
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"hockey players"
The best kind of person in the world. The cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. Will sleep with any girl in the world and come back and tell his buddies all about it. Will booze at least 2 times a week and pretend they are still dedicated. Not afraid to live the dream until they are 35 and then realize they never made it anywhere. Ladies love us.. guys wanna be us.. We are the soul of the universe!
I’ve played both and hockey is a far more intense and enjoyable game.. baseballs too boring for my liking |
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stillloveuguys on October 3, 2005 @ 3:09 pm |
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10 reasons NOT to date a hockey player
1. They think periods ONLY last 15-20 minutes
2. They can find the opening and get it in, after the 10th try
3. They are used to scoring on GUYS
4. They have great hands from smacking guy’s ASSES
5. They have long sticks with a SLIGHT CURVE at the end
6. They need someone to help "ASSIST" them in scoring
7. They know how to use their wood, because they play with it ALL the time
8. They can only last for 3 rounds
9. They are always there for the REBOUND
10. Because the only time they WANT to wear protection is on the ice!!!
lol awwe, i still love you boys... haah ^^ thats all from my wonderful mind lol |
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Sierra on October 5, 2005 @ 4:09 pm |
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Thats Hott.
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Michelle on October 8, 2005 @ 1:00 pm |
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I do not know why you people, are dissing on hockey players. I make is prerequisite for any guy i date is that he is athletically inclined. I prefer hockey players, because they are usually a lot nicer and i find they usually bigger sticks if ya know what I mean..than stupid football players. I hate baseball. you people are so retarded. |
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colin on October 14, 2005 @ 4:13 pm |
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baseball does suck i play hockey and it kicks ass |
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Enoughsaid on October 14, 2005 @ 4:14 pm |
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For everyone out there who likes hockey and thinks it’s better than baseball I just have something to say......NOBODY WATCHES HOCKEY!!!!! Nobody knows hockey even exists anymore!!!!....Nobody puts it on t.v. I’m just waiting for the whole thing to go bankrupt!!! So all you hockey players out there have fun finding a new career!!! cause hockey isn’t gonna get you anywhere!!!! |
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stephanieee on October 15, 2005 @ 12:04 pm |
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fuckk you!! hockey is THE best sport |
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ExtreamPlayer on October 17, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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yo hockey rules but basball is on every night and it rox! |
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an american on October 17, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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I didn’t even know hockey was being played...we have hockey in America? That’s amazing...I wouldn’t go watch a bunch of ferries go try and put a puck in a net!!! |
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2nd overall rd pick on October 18, 2005 @ 7:49 pm |
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hockeys invented in canada
but perfected by americans
whos ever doesnt like hockey means that they cant take the beating |
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hockey11bitch on October 22, 2005 @ 10:42 am |
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SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it s all true
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Frankie on October 24, 2005 @ 9:56 pm |
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anyone who seriously gets pissed at this fuckin JOKE is a real fuckin loser |
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johnny on October 29, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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Cam you are so right, were i come from the inationa for the aaa hockey team is a circle jerk |
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hi on November 1, 2005 @ 3:42 pm |
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good 1 |
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some goalie on November 3, 2005 @ 10:19 pm |
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hockey is awesome so all u baseball players can shut up its a good joke |
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Ashleyy♥ on November 5, 2005 @ 10:51 pm |
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all hockey players are gorgeouss and amazing.....i just like baseball for the fact that they wear tight pants :) IM me if you hott...Arobinson665 |
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Maegan on November 12, 2005 @ 1:41 pm |
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I luv hockey! its the best. im in luv with it cuz my UNCLE got me into it and im realy happy he did! I LUV STEVE YZERMAN FROM DETROIT RED WINGS!!!!!!!!!! |
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Some Ringette Player on November 12, 2005 @ 1:41 pm |
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I play ringette but i luv hockey! MY WHOLE ROOM IS COVERED IN HOCKEY STUFF!!
EVEN MY BED AND PILLOWS ARE HAVE HOCKEY LOGOS ON IT! its sweet and im glad hockey was invented in canada and perfected in america!!!!!!!!!!
MAEGAN the ringette player
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Brittany on November 13, 2005 @ 11:17 pm |
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nice. but im a girl and i’ve been in hockey for 5 years. so not only guys play hockey. |
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bg96 on November 15, 2005 @ 9:54 pm |
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all girls are the same, they are seeking attention and money and if they get it from a hockey or baseball or any playa they will be saying that those guys are the best, fuck them all, every sport have its own advantages, and if you’re playing it just for the girls, beleive me its not worth it |
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canes killed sens!!! on November 16, 2005 @ 10:57 pm |
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hockey kicks ass awesome joke, and canes killed the senators on the 15th hahhaha!! (actually it was pretty close :....) |
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hopckey chikka on November 21, 2005 @ 11:06 pm |
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lol its good im a girl and i play hockey on an alllll boys team... hell yeah! HOKCEY KICKS
ASS |
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Matt on November 25, 2005 @ 11:01 pm |
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i play hockey and i kno that we have loooooooooooooooong sticks and that the only reason u baseball players even read 10 reasons to date a hockey player is either because ur gay and want a good referance, you wish u were us, or ur pissed bc we take all ur women
So baseball players...
FUCK YOU |
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claudya on November 30, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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Ahahah good joke ! soooo true
(and that Cam joke fucking sucked :()
once you date hockey players you don’t want anything else,even though some hockey guys gets the big head once they’re popular ! |
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senssss on November 30, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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ottawa got the canes back. now they just have to win one more to tie up the season series...
GO SENS GO! |
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CChockey024 on December 3, 2005 @ 10:28 am |
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pretty damn funny...and true ahahaha if anyone has any other godly hockey jokes like this post em btw fuck baseball |
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Tejota on December 5, 2005 @ 8:17 pm |
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yo this joke is fucking great...its true...what baseball player ever gets anywhere with any girl...uhhhhhh...none...u guys sit in ur little tights, while u try to swing at a ball another guy is throwing at you...and the joke somewhere up in the middle that has 10 reasons to date a baseball player from Ashley #6 "they never strike out" thats obviously not true...and #9 "they like to touch every base carefully" thats not true either...i mean have you ever tried to watch a baseball game...they jump on the bases, sometimes they miss and have to go back, sometimes they never even reach 1st...and how about trying to watch a baseball game...its the most boring thing ive seen since watching paint dry...ooo yeah and the ppl who play baseball...wow no comment on them...and how about steroids and baseball players...you guys need them to be strong...what a bunch of pussies...and also, just to let u guys know, they make your dick smaller than what they already are... |
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kenz on December 9, 2005 @ 6:50 pm |
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nice but um how bout a list for field hockey? hockey for girls but on a field outside if anyone here plays? its the most amazing sport in the world! |
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ali on December 9, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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Most of the baseball players played hockey . Do what’s the difference in the shower. My experience show mw that baseball player have a bigger bat than the little blond boys with little stick . exception martin marchand |
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