Dirty Jokes Inc. Logo
Ultimate joke directory
Jokes - The Ultimate Joke Directory! - Hockey Jokes - Don’t take the...
   

   Prankers Paradise

   Jokes

   Submit

   Moderator

   Links

   Contact

   Drug Rehab

   Halloween

 




Don’t take the...
Posted by: daneel on May 24, 2004 @ 8:09 am

Go Back

A hockey fan is caught speeding on a motorway and when pulled over is asked to take a breathaliser test, he refuses and shows the officer a card with "asthmatic, no breath tests allowed", so the officer asks him for a blood test and once again, the man shows a card saying "diabetic, no blood tests allowed. Then, the officer tells him to take a urine test and the man pulls out a card sying "toronto maple leafs fan, don’t take the piss"


Add your own comment

From: LEAF LOVER on October 11, 2004 @ 10:52 pm
Comment: FUCKING LAME AS HELL learn how to spell too moron lmfao GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: NitroX on November 25, 2004 @ 9:04 pm
Comment: *raises eyebrow* you sure that was a joke? I think you missed the punch line when you read it

From: me on December 19, 2004 @ 4:33 pm
Comment: that was kind of sad... don’t you think?

From: ROGER RABBIT on January 7, 2005 @ 3:54 pm
Comment: YOU GOT TO ADMIT THAT WAS A PRETTY BAD JOKE!

From: ? on January 13, 2005 @ 4:21 pm
Comment: wah?

From: (*) on February 1, 2005 @ 12:23 pm
Comment: Wah the fuck a million good hockey jokes out there and this one makes it to the big time HUH?

From: hockeyman on September 28, 2005 @ 6:21 pm
Comment: THATJOKE SUX BADLY!!!

   
  Add your own comments (all fields are required)
Your Name:
Your Comment:
 
 
Disclaimer:
Your comments will be reviewed by a Dirty Jokes Inc. moderator. Dirty Jokes Inc. reserves the right to edit or remove your comments.
 
 
Privacy Policy      Moderator Login    Copyright © 2001 - 2008 Dirtyjokesinc.com. All Rights Reserved.