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15 reasons to date a figure skater!
Posted by: Jenni on June 27, 2004 @ 8:13 pm
1. We learn new positions fast
2. We enjoy sliding on long thin objects
3. We perform to please the crowd
4. We enjoy an audience
5. We like being video taped
6. We are seductive
7. We have strong abs and tight thighs
8. We show off our legs
9. We compete for the best spot
10.We always want the top
11.We work hard to get what we want
12.We push harder and harder to go as fast as we want
13.We do what we’re told
14.We like doing hard things
15.We like doing it right |
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my name on July 19, 2004 @ 10:15 am |
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good one? |
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sumone on July 26, 2004 @ 11:04 am |
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Very funny. I liked it a lot! |
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Jay&Jay on August 22, 2004 @ 12:10 am |
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Its good but i still don’t like skaters!!! |
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Nicole on September 20, 2004 @ 4:58 pm |
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cul joke |
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Sam on October 10, 2004 @ 11:28 pm |
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The olympic figure skaters have to be at least sixteen to compete. |
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Hey. . . on December 1, 2004 @ 5:28 pm |
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Hey. . Im a GIRL and I figure skate. . That can apply to me!! So, its for all you GUYS out there! And by the way. . Tara Lipinski won the gold medal under the age of 16, you do not have to be 16 to compete in the Olympics. . . I think she was 15 or 14 years old at the time. . |
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drop it like its hot on December 17, 2004 @ 12:24 pm |
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figure skating is the best in the world....and we wonder why hokey players are so dumb? maybe if they would stop falling and smaking into the boards...they would be smarter...
hockey players are chickens...they wear all those pads...do you see figure skaters wearing them? NOPE thats casue we are tough! |
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Sk8er Chic on December 17, 2004 @ 9:42 pm |
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Thank you so much! Finally 15 reasons to date an ice skater!!! Who rele cares about 15 reasons to date a volleyball, cheerleader, or softball player anyway??? I have been looking for this forever!!! Figure skaters are the most decidated girls I have ever seen and been around. WE ARE TOUGH! It’s about time we got noticed!! |
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cheer chick on January 15, 2005 @ 10:28 pm |
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cheerleaders are tougher than ice skaters, and so much better to date... when was the last time you had to throw someone your size in the air and catch them?? plus we’re a lot more flexible... |
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hockey chic on January 21, 2005 @ 11:19 am |
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yeah some guys may like you cuz your easy. hell they may even cheat on you because there ain’t anything you can do about it . But when it comes to hockey chics and the other fine stronge hockey players that date you they dont dare cheat on you cuz they know you’ll BEAT THEIR ASS!!
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reply on February 1, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
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Oh ya you go hockey chic. Ever had the bone after your o’l mans team has won the cup? if it ever happens tie yourself to the bed cause you might end up being fucked all over the room. Can’t say that about any figure skater. Hockey Chicks are the best. |
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yo yo on February 1, 2005 @ 10:38 pm |
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i gave it a O
wa ha ha ha |
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goalie/figure on February 7, 2005 @ 7:20 pm |
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hey im an ice hockey goalie for my local womens team and i am a figure skater, so i love this joke. good one. |
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ice queen on February 21, 2005 @ 6:25 am |
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hey i love this joke! im a ice dancer and i date a ice hockey player and he loves this joke too he says it is definately 15 reasons to date a figure skater but ice dancers are better because we ave all those 15 reason plus were really expressionate and bendy! |
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jO on February 28, 2005 @ 11:19 pm |
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ok ms cheerleader...first of all have u ever heard of pairs skating?? yeah u have to throw girls in the air too... only ON THE ICE. i’m pretty sure thats a lot harder and it probably HURTS alot more to fall on ice than a padded mat.... |
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cHeLsIe on March 1, 2005 @ 5:58 pm |
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10 reasons you should date one of us Volleyball Girls! :
1) We can bump excellently 2) we move fast
3) we dont mind competition 4) it aint hard to make us scream
5) we’re flexible 6) we look hott in our uniforms
7) we have many positions 8) we are easy to rotate
9) we handle balls very well
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haha on March 6, 2005 @ 8:00 pm |
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id be interested in knowing your grade in math..you cant count you dumbass..thats 9 |
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Anna on March 11, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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I’m a figure skater but I’d have to say I prefer to watch hockey... SKATING IS BORING TO WATCH! I like the 15 reasons!! |
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Paige on March 14, 2005 @ 8:32 pm |
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Hey you def. need to stop with all this other stuff because volleyball is THE sport and nothin else even comes close! Ya you can skate around on some ice in a dress and some tights. |
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KENDOG on April 8, 2005 @ 7:02 pm |
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I LIKED IT JENNI GIVE ME A CALL WHEN YOU 18 SWEETHEART I PLAY BASEBALL SO I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE MY WOOD.... |
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Debbie on June 15, 2005 @ 8:45 pm |
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If figure skating was easy they’d call it hockey |
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kim on June 24, 2005 @ 6:07 pm |
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i figure skate and yeah actually u can compete wen u are 14 and older but u have to be 16 to go to worlds and i believe u need to be to compete in olympics....that is why cynthia phenuef could not go to worlds she was 15 at the time and turned 16 to late...but hockey is an excellent sport BUT... skating is actually alot harder if u think about it!!!! b/c u are by urself no team members to help you....it hurts a lot harder to fall....more technocal elements and shit like that....i played hockey so i understand both of them and i deffinatley find figure skating harder I LOVE THIS JOKE TO LOL fucking halarious if u wanna reply to me at the email!!!! kimberly_skating_66@hotmail.com |
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steph on July 28, 2005 @ 3:10 pm |
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skate boarders are fucking sexii dude. make one up for them please. or punks
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cait on September 4, 2005 @ 10:57 pm |
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10 REASONS TO DATE A VOLLEYBALL PLAYER:
10. We know how to hit all the right zones.
9.spandex-enough said!
8. We always scream and yell.
7. We’re always on top of the balls.
6. We do it in 6 different positions.. repeatedly.
5. We don’t stop till we score.
4. We’re down low and ready.
3. Not only do we tap that.. we hit that.. HARD
2. We know when to ease up and when to push harder.
1. Being on our knees doesn’t bother us. |
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me on September 28, 2005 @ 6:21 pm |
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cheerleaders are so much better |
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me again... haha on September 28, 2005 @ 6:21 pm |
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Top 10 reasons to date a cheerleader:
1. Flexible... now imagine them possiblities.
2. Can get you excited in less than 60 seconds.
3. Is never afraid to perform in front of an audience.
4. Are used to having bruises on their knees.
5. Great stamina... never gets tired.
6. Shouts loud when excited.
7. Likes to ride it to the top.
8. Keeps going until shes hit it just right.
9. No matter how long and hard things are, they always do it with a smile.
10. N’ for the simple fact that you could say: "Yeah... I’m datin’ a cheerleader."
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xxxxx from louisiana on September 29, 2005 @ 3:35 pm |
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Hockey players are not dumb just because we get concushions(lol cant spell) i would love to date a cheerleader or a volleyball player baseball
P.S baseball players only hit balls |
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Audrey on October 2, 2005 @ 12:04 pm |
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Maybe you should post the top ten reasons why people can’t SPELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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melissa on October 22, 2005 @ 2:42 pm |
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ummmm....excuse me cheer chick......
figure skaters are wayyy tougher and better to date than cheerleaders....
1. we have brains
2. contrary to what you may think...we also have lifts (hello, synchronized skating?)
3. we are just as flexible!!! (yes, people other than cheerleaders can do the splits!)
and whichever one of you dumbass figure skaters made up that "15 reasons to date a figure skater," you are pathetic...I don’t know any figure skaters that would actually WANT to date a hockey player....
ewwww..... |
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Leah on October 26, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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excuse me?!?!
to let you know, Cheerleaders are acutally pretty smart. Well most of them...
stop steriotyping!
I am a strait-A student and one of the best cheerleaders on our team.
It’s not all ra ra go team go! come compeptition time it is a LOT harder.
and if cheerleading was easy theyd call it football |
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mona on November 3, 2005 @ 10:18 pm |
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heres 25 resons to date a swimmer:
1. We like it wet
2. We are used to wearing next to nothing in front of people
3. We are experts at putting on rubber and can do it fast
4. We know how to push it and work under HARD conditions
5. We believe practice makes perfect and will any time day or night
6. We are used to doing things till you cant go on any longer
7. Sprinters are fast and efficient. Distance swimmers can last a long time
8. We are always ready to dive in head first
9. We may get tired but never stop in the middle
10. We do it in the water
11. We start fast, stay strong, and finish hard
12. We are always wet and half naked
13. We are able to do it on our backs or our stomachs
14. We can do it fast or slow
15. We can do it 4 different ways
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mona on November 3, 2005 @ 10:19 pm |
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25 resons to date a swimmer cont (cudnt fit it in the last comment box)
16. We know how to get dressed and undressed in no time
17. We are always improving our times
18. We are better when we put our hips into it
19. We have good endurance
20. We are not afraid of pain
21. We always finish what they start
22. We are always clean
23. We will flip for you in a second
24. The deeper we go the faster we get
25. We are always looking for the perfect stroke |
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Blowpop on November 8, 2005 @ 5:56 pm |
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Top 10 reasons to date a color/winterguard member
10. We know how to keep people in line
9. We continuously work on our technique
8. We adore wearing tight clothing
7. We do it on football fields and gym floors
6. We’re used to poles of all sizes
5. We strive for the perfect performance
4. We work well with our hands
3. We’re very flexible
2. We always want to be on top
And the #1 reason to date a guard member...
1. We love making people scream and yell!
Guess what guard is always better cuz what we can’t do with our bodies we can do with poles
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crazy kid on November 10, 2005 @ 5:47 pm |
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ive been a cheerleader and a a figure skater.. and yes both can do splits, both go in the air.. and tell ya the truth skating is a whole hell of a lot harder than cheerleading... try doing a triple axel sometime.. a cheerleader cant beat that!... yeah you guys are dumb... and tons of figure skaters fall in love with hockey players.. most hockey players are HOTT! |
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randon person on November 12, 2005 @ 1:42 pm |
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im a hockey player and im datin a figure skater and DAMN IS SHE HOTT!! she is the best ever. and just for the recod i hate most chearleaders |
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stinnet on November 13, 2005 @ 11:17 pm |
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Hey my girlfriend is a figure skater and all that is very true |
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Jenn on November 15, 2005 @ 9:54 pm |
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KENDOG~ I just checked my comments if you read this then email me sometime icebrat1313@sbcglobal.net. |
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a person on November 23, 2005 @ 10:21 pm |
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male figure skaters (deff. hotties) Alexei Yagudin - like woah. but don’t diss hockey players... they’re not at all stupid. last time i checked, they have to wear pads and stuff b/c they’re getting slammed into boards and tripped and whacked with sticks and figure skaters aren’t. so have respect. |
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sumone on November 28, 2005 @ 5:17 pm |
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ya volleyball is way.... better! hockey guys r hott, so dont b haten!! and what the hell is up with color gaurd... no one duz that, in fact, no one ever did! |
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Done it all on November 30, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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First I’d like to say that the 15 reasons are true but they forgot that we smile even when we fall and we are flaxable as hell (try a spread eagle or bower!)
I have done figure skating, cheerleading, volleyball and soccer. 1)cheering isnt that hard when it comes to compititon it does get tough 2) volleyball makes u work hard and sweat...and u dont look cute unless u wear WAY too much makeup 3) soccer(indoor) is similar to hockey bc u get slammed into boards and ive gotten concussions from it and im not stupid and hockey players can be TOTALLY hot 4) to anyone who hasnt figure skated u try jumping into the are and doing 3.5 revolutions(triple axel)....ok now do it in skates all sports are hard in their own way so why do u people even bother to insult each other? |
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READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!! on November 30, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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I’m sure every sport has its difficulties. Certain things are harder for certain people. Like the cheerleader AND figure skater said that she did both and bellieved that skating was harder. And I’m sure that there is another one of those out there that will say Cheerleading is harder than skating. Whatever. I don’t live in a town where ice skating is available. I live in a town where cheerleading is the number one sport. Always winning their compitiions and making it to the UCA NATIONALS compition and placing in the top 5. |
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its me<3 on December 9, 2005 @ 6:50 pm |
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ru fucking kidding me cheerleading is just as much of a sport as anythign else and excuse me but me get hurt all the time we ahev 3 injured gurls right now so if there wasent any work at cheerleading they wonuld be fine!!!! and yeha we might not do atriple axel but we doble down and trible down from stunts!!!! id love to see u do that while be 5 feet in the air u skaters do iton ice big deal...... and we smile and yell and get people involved skaters look blanklly and dead and teh music is depressing so i think you loose babes |
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v.ball 4ever stuped on December 9, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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10 Reasons To Date A Dancer...
1. We’ve mastered 5 positions.
2. We have perfect hip rotation.
3. We are used to having bruises on our knees.
4. We are willing to sacrifice our bodies.
5. We have a lot of rhythm.
6. We are used to performing in a minimal amount of clothing.
7. Panties don’t get in the way.
8. A strip tease is not an option... It’s part of our inherent nature.
9. We do it in front of mirrors.
10. One word...
F L E X I B I L I T Y. |
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