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Montreal fan
Posted by: Minne Mouse on August 25, 2004 @ 7:36 pm
| Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists,breaking the dogs neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident,and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I’m not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again. "Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" hecontinued writing in his notebook. "I’m not a Jays fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in Toronto was either for the Leafs or Jays fan."What team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I’m a Montreal Canadiens fan." the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet. |
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MOSEStheCANADIAN on September 3, 2004 @ 2:06 am |
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thats pretty fucking hilarious.......... |
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GO SENS GO on October 15, 2004 @ 8:44 pm |
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that pretty good lol |
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go sens go on October 16, 2004 @ 4:24 pm |
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thats the best fuckin joke for some french montreal fan |
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NitroX on November 25, 2004 @ 9:02 pm |
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awsm!!! |
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Hasek_fan on November 28, 2004 @ 4:35 pm |
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lol. that’s a good one |
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Leaf Fan on December 1, 2004 @ 10:45 am |
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That was an awesome joke! Hilarious!! |
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Lisa on December 1, 2004 @ 10:47 am |
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I definetely sent this to my friend who’s a montreal canadiens fan.. haha.. it was awesome!! |
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NEW ENGLAND on December 1, 2004 @ 8:02 pm |
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fuck that joke. CANADIANS, YANKEES, STEELERS ALL SUCK!!!!!! |
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YankeesBAbbiGurl on December 1, 2004 @ 8:04 pm |
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NEW ENGLAND, ur just fucking mad cos the yankees always beat the red sox. N the canadians always beat the patriots n the steelers broke the patsys winning streaks! |
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lizzybazizzy on December 5, 2004 @ 4:49 pm |
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lol lmao it was a pretty good joke |
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NEW YORK on December 8, 2004 @ 3:50 pm |
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FUCK U NEW ENGLAND
GO YANKS RANGERS KINCKS GGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOO
NNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEWWWWWYORK |
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DEvs fan on January 4, 2005 @ 8:53 pm |
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omg thats awsome |
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ROGER RABBIT on January 7, 2005 @ 3:59 pm |
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THAT JOKE IS MUCH BETTER THAN THIS FUCKIN JOKE THIS THIS FUCKHEAD POSTED!
THIS IS IT!-
Why can’t Greeks play Hockey?
Because everytime they go into a
corner they open a restaurant!
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San Jose Fan on January 28, 2005 @ 8:26 pm |
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lol very funny! |
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lola on February 2, 2005 @ 10:12 pm |
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very nice!!!! |
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Habs Fan on February 8, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
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umm to the person who put this joke on here umm the original one which is in a book that was out like in 1991 or so and was reversed...they were in montreal and the reporter at the end says "little leaf bastard kills beloved family pet" |
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hatrik17 on March 10, 2005 @ 7:03 am |
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GO FLYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mtltorrule on March 13, 2005 @ 5:35 pm |
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Avefan on June 7, 2005 @ 1:28 am |
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GO COLORADO HABS SUCK DONKEY BALLS |
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Avefan on June 7, 2005 @ 1:29 am |
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GO COLORADO HABS SUCK DONKEY BALLS STUPID FRENCHIES |
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hockeydoll on July 25, 2005 @ 2:42 pm |
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That was so f’ing funny! |
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MORON ON A STICK!!! on November 30, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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THE HABS SUCK!!! GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!! |
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