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Posted by: baby belfour on September 6, 2004 @ 1:02 pm
| There are four NHL players: a Flyer - Roenick, a Hab - Theodore, a Sen - Alfreddson, and a Leaf - Belfour. GOD says: if u wanna die, tell me how u wanna die. Flyer : I wanna drown to death so GOD puts the flyer in a tank full of eels and seals the top for no escape ...NEXT. Hab : I wanna die in bed so GOD throws him in a bed of roses and lets the prick(hab fan) get pricked and die ...NEXT. Sen: i wanna choke to death so GOD gives alfy a LONG awaited haircut and throws him in a game vs. the leafs...CH-CH-CH-CHOKE! ...NEXT. Leaf: *looks in the mirror*...are u kidding me? |
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| From: |
jake on September 30, 2004 @ 8:46 pm |
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its not funney |
| From: |
u2 on October 9, 2004 @ 11:10 pm |
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jake sucks |
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Wesleigh on October 12, 2004 @ 3:42 pm |
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This Joke Sucked cuz sens rule!!!Go SENS Go |
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your mom on October 15, 2004 @ 8:39 pm |
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im with the other guy up there GO SENS GO!!
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go sens go on October 16, 2004 @ 4:20 pm |
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yah sens rock |
| From: |
leafs on October 17, 2004 @ 10:29 pm |
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naw man, the leafs kick major but. |
| From: |
sensfan on October 18, 2004 @ 3:25 pm |
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Sens rule!!!!!! |
| From: |
matt on October 22, 2004 @ 8:27 pm |
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shut up sens rule
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| From: |
luke on October 23, 2004 @ 10:13 pm |
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the senator suck
LEAFS RULE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
daniel on October 24, 2004 @ 3:07 pm |
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Sens rule! leafs suck. |
| From: |
Jen on October 30, 2004 @ 12:15 pm |
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Nice joke, it was funny.
GO LEAFS GO! |
| From: |
Fred on November 5, 2004 @ 12:43 am |
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Joke Sucks |
| From: |
sens choke on November 14, 2004 @ 12:55 am |
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yeah sens rule......they prove it every year....lol |
| From: |
kings rule on November 15, 2004 @ 8:14 pm |
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dude that joke SUCKS, dont hate on alfredsson cuz toronto CH-CH-CHOKES everytime he touches the puck |
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Bubblez on November 16, 2004 @ 7:15 pm |
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wtf r yallz tlkin bout?????? Flyers kick azz yo!!!!!!! Jeremy Roenick iz a real kick azz player 2!!!!!!!!!!!he got hiz jaw shattered by a puck n iz still in da game stronger den eva!!!!!! |
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Flames Man!!! on November 25, 2004 @ 9:00 pm |
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wtf? shut up all of uz, everyone knowz the Flames are the best. YEAH!!! |
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Hasek_fan on November 28, 2004 @ 4:27 pm |
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Ok, the joke sucked. I’m a Sen’s fan, but even if I was a leafs fan (oh god, please never let me be) it would still suck. it’s not funny at all. I give you no props, and may god have mercy upon ur soul. |
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Lisa on November 30, 2004 @ 1:37 am |
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Definetely thought this joke was awesome cause SENS SUCK!! GO LEAFS GO!! |
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. on December 4, 2004 @ 7:13 pm |
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no... the peguins are the best |
| From: |
michael jackson on December 4, 2004 @ 7:18 pm |
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f****** canadians |
| From: |
nyr on December 8, 2004 @ 3:48 pm |
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gggggggooooooooooo RANGERS RANGERSRANERS
LETS GO RANGERS AND DEVELS DEVELS RULE |
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steve on December 12, 2004 @ 2:14 pm |
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yeh GO RANGERS .......but what the helllll ...... F *** the devils man |
| From: |
habsfanforlyfe#60 on December 17, 2004 @ 9:03 pm |
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ok, ur all wrong, its the HABS that r the best. end of discussion. GO HABS GO!!!!!!!!!!!! leafs suck. really they do. |
| From: |
thetruth on January 7, 2005 @ 7:12 pm |
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Last time sens kicked leafs butt....teddy rosevelt was president... |
| From: |
HA on January 21, 2005 @ 8:43 pm |
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THAT JOKE OWNED!!!!!!!
GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Hockey fan on February 1, 2005 @ 11:41 am |
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Hey go easy on that guys mom man we all fucked her last night. Don’t worry Leaf fans they are getting new chinaman coach his name is " win one soon" . |
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..... on February 4, 2005 @ 9:35 am |
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All the teams suck and so does the joke
Go devils!!! |
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habs fan on February 8, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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wow u ppl are stupid that joke wasent really funny considering that belfour sucks!
GO HABS GO
we shall go further than the leafs now since the lockout leafs will have no one n e more! |
| From: |
scottie s on February 11, 2005 @ 9:34 pm |
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all of you guys joke suck dick |
| From: |
pierre on February 17, 2005 @ 4:46 pm |
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the lefs suck!!!!!!they hav’nt won anything since’67
GO HABSGO !!!!
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no shit on February 19, 2005 @ 12:33 am |
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leafs freakin rule! |
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HockeyFan47 on March 3, 2005 @ 7:51 pm |
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GO LEAFS!!! |
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mr. wonderful on March 11, 2005 @ 9:13 pm |
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...k, for one thing, all these senator fans saying that "the leafs suck" well, what the hell...when was the last time the senators beat the leafs in the playoffs?? oh yeah, and barely making the playoffs sure makes the habs good...and for that guy who said the leafs are gonna have no one after the lock-out...they’re the richest team in the NHL buddy, they can do exactly what the yankees are doing and buy out the league...you don’t like the leafs...go to hell. |
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What Ever on March 15, 2005 @ 10:31 am |
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Hey Sens fans before you trash talk the Leafs you should make shure that the Sens beat the Leafs first
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LOOSERS |
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Baseball_Fan on April 5, 2005 @ 6:52 pm |
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Hockey is filled with selfish dinks. That’s why the NHL is on strike. That’s the best kind of
hockey — no hockey. Hope your league stays out in 2006 as well. |
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Tougher_Than_U on April 6, 2005 @ 9:30 am |
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The joke sucks almost as bad as the leafs do, they have one of the highest payroles in
the league and still cant win against a real team, who cares if they can beat the sens
cause there just as bad, when they get a canadian captain i’ll give them the little respect
they desreve. Yours Truly, Tougher_Than_U |
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leafs4eva on June 23, 2005 @ 11:20 pm |
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think bout this sens...wat are u against the leafs again in the playoffs??i think its 0 and 5
MUTHA FU***** |
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johnnyd on June 23, 2005 @ 11:21 pm |
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hey Tougher_Than_You....FUCK YOU |
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Leafsfan1221 on September 20, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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so when was the last time the sens beat the leafs in the playoff?...
go leafs go |
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Leafsfan on September 28, 2005 @ 6:21 pm |
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This joke sucked. GO LEAFS GO |
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Lucas on October 9, 2005 @ 11:21 am |
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THIS JOKE WAS REALLY BAD, BUT IT DOESNT CHANGE THE FACT THAT THE SENS ARE SHIT AND THE LEAFS KICK ASS!!!!! ALFREDSSON IS THE DEFINITION OF SCUM
GO LEAFS GO!!!!!! |
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dude on October 9, 2005 @ 7:04 pm |
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LEAFS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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leafs suck song on October 15, 2005 @ 12:04 pm |
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LEAFS SUCK SONG:
The senators came around because they want the crown and this I know for sure
How does Toronto do with sucking all the juice and coming back for more
Another couple seasons yes I thought alone is killing them right now
Thang god we got the sens the only piece of team here in Ontario
Leafs suck(4x)
They thing they got
oo they thig they got it
but goes don’t give the rings when theyre a billion years owouowouhowouoowouoold
theyre going down
oo the leafs are thru
in the words of of anyone know
that bohouhouhouhou
Ya leafs suck
LEafs suck(2x)
Alright the tuckers, leafs suck HA HA HA
Leafs suck(2x)
I’ll give them another 37 years
not to win the stanley cup
I’ll give u a billion dollars to bring this home
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pimp on October 16, 2005 @ 10:06 pm |
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If the leafs suck why do the sens always gets there ass kicked in the playoffs every single year!!! GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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LeaVES suck!!! on October 29, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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I got a good one for you......What do you call mat sundin? The only thing ikea won’t take back!!!!! GO SENS GO!!!! |
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Jennifer on October 29, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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Your Joke is Trash..and so are the Leafs.
Go Sens Go! |
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leafs suck on November 25, 2005 @ 11:02 pm |
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leafs suck and they always get pwned by the sens in every game this season |
| From: |
GEORGE on November 25, 2005 @ 11:02 pm |
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HOLY FUCKS, BELFOUR SUCKS
LIKE MY RHYME? |
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