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CANUCKS OWN
Posted by: CANUCKSAAAAA on December 2, 2004 @ 1:57 am

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WHY DO ALL THE TREES IN VANCOUVER LEAN TO THE EAST?

CUZ THE LEAFS SUCK!


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From: ur a freak on December 17, 2004 @ 1:53 pm
Comment: loser, heres the original joke

WHY DO ALL THE TREES IN VANCOUVER LEAN TO THE EAST?

BECAUSE THE CANUCKS BLOW!

From: Too #1 message guy on December 28, 2004 @ 3:40 pm
Comment: no no no,

WHY DO ALL THE TREES IN VANCOUVER BLOW TO THE EAST?

BECAUSE YOU BLOW!

From: ROGER RABBIT on January 7, 2005 @ 9:24 am
Comment: NO, NO, NO

WHY DO ALL THE TREES IN VANCOUVER BLOW TO THE EAST?

Because u all blow

From: arnold on January 10, 2005 @ 8:35 pm
Comment: nonono the maple leafs suck so bad the sens can beat them

From: Melissa on January 16, 2005 @ 1:15 pm
Comment: the leafs fuckng rock u stupid kunt! hey arnold u think u can beat them..i bet u cant even beat me!

From: SENS on January 28, 2005 @ 4:46 pm
Comment: all you leafs and canucks fans suck sens could beat the shit out of you GO SENS GO!!!

From: canucks fan on February 1, 2005 @ 11:33 am
Comment: Hey at least we are all Sens, Leafs and Canuck fans and not some fucked up shit like Hurricane or Mighty Duck fans.

From: HABS 4 Life on February 2, 2005 @ 7:17 pm
Comment: but you cant fuck withh the HABS

From: Go Canucks Go on February 16, 2005 @ 12:45 am
Comment: Bow Down!!

From: nash on February 16, 2005 @ 10:10 pm
Comment: any east teams lick balls

From: Jayden on February 21, 2005 @ 2:07 am
Comment: Funny....Go Flames Go.

From: Miika on February 21, 2005 @ 2:14 am
Comment: Take me Jarome. Take me NOW.

From: Jarome on February 21, 2005 @ 2:17 am
Comment: I’ll be right over, Miika. The usual positions?

From: me... on February 21, 2005 @ 2:19 am
Comment: Knock it off...you’re a loser...omg, lol....I can’t believe I’m arguing with you....besides, you’re just jealous..you don’t have a hockey team..do ya? didn’t think so.

From: Miika and Jarome on February 21, 2005 @ 2:20 am
Comment:

From: Miika and Jarome on February 21, 2005 @ 2:20 am
Comment: "mooooooooooooooooooooaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn"

From: Jayden on February 21, 2005 @ 2:20 am
Comment: oh..good one...

From: jayden on February 21, 2005 @ 2:21 am
Comment: eww...

From: hatrik17 on March 9, 2005 @ 6:44 am
Comment: GO FLYERS

From: john on March 19, 2005 @ 7:04 pm
Comment: WHEN IS THE LAST TIME A TEAM FROM CANADA WON THE FUCKIN CUP......................... thats right about 10 yrs

From: canuckfan on March 22, 2005 @ 2:15 am
Comment: yeah and look at the number of teams in america compared to canadian teams. 24-6. no wonder they have a better chance of winning the cup but of course 80% of the players that have been on the american teams that have won the cup are canadian so that dosent say a lot.

From: canuck4life on October 14, 2005 @ 4:13 pm
Comment: the american teams win the cup every year because there are only 6 canadian teams. And pretty much every team in the laugue have almost all canadian players.
GO CANUCKS GO!

From: ********* on October 22, 2005 @ 10:42 am
Comment: GO CANUCKS GO KICK THERE ASS GO CANUCKS GO GRAB THERE STANLY CUP GO CANUCK GO U ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: biggest fan on October 30, 2005 @ 1:43 pm
Comment: GO CANUCKS GO, I LUV U GUYZ!!!!!!! I HATE COLORADO AND THEIR STUPID FANS!!!!!! BERT, GO BUDDY ALL THE WAY we SUPPORT U 101%!!!!! ShOuT OuT tO ClOuTieR, "PaB’s LLLLLLUUUUUUVVVVVVV U!!!!!!

**~* 44, 19, 55, 39, 35, 24, 7, 2, 22, 33*~**
GO CANUCKS GO!!!!!!!

P.S. We R ur biggest FAN!!!! just in case u didn’t get that’s your biggest FAN!!!!!!!!! Now only if we could me all of you guys, that would be AWSUM!!!!!!! My cuzins met Cloutier, and his wife!!! LUCKY!
Luv u guyz, *hugz*

From: B Hoff on December 9, 2005 @ 6:50 pm
Comment: everyone knows the leafs are the best there was the best there is and the best there ever will be so all you non leafs fans can kiss my ass

   
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