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Hockey wives!
Posted by: SpaZZ on January 17, 2005 @ 7:07 pm
A man walked into the produce section of his
local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working
in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of
lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager,
"Some asshole wants to buy a half a head of lettuce."
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find
the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly
offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later the manager found the boy and said "I was impressed with the way
you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who
think on their feet here. "Where are you from, son?"
"Canada, sir," the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave Canada," the manager
asked. The boy said, "Sir, there’s nothing but whores and hockey
players up there."
"Really!" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada"
The boy replied, "No shit??? What team did she
play for?"
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Hockey fan on February 1, 2005 @ 11:55 am |
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Funny lol. |
| From: |
NOT BAD on February 14, 2005 @ 8:57 pm |
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I GIVE THIS JOKE A 3.5 OUT OF TEN. IT WASN’T BAD BUT IT WASN’T GOOD. |
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NOT BAD on February 14, 2005 @ 8:58 pm |
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I GIVE THIS JOKE A 3.5 OUT OF TEN. IT WASN’T BAD BUT IT WASN’T GOOD. |
| From: |
Colleen on February 16, 2005 @ 6:16 pm |
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lol, lol, lol... not too shabby!! lol |
| From: |
PRETTY GOOD on February 23, 2005 @ 7:51 pm |
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THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD! |
| From: |
ted on February 24, 2005 @ 8:18 pm |
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Thats totally true..!!! |
| From: |
Liz on February 28, 2005 @ 12:10 pm |
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It’s okay! |
| From: |
canadian chick on March 26, 2005 @ 8:33 pm |
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not true but funny |
| From: |
Audrina on April 9, 2005 @ 2:26 pm |
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hahahahahaha nice i like it |
| From: |
Nikke on April 18, 2005 @ 7:18 am |
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That was good one... =) |
| From: |
lol on April 20, 2005 @ 5:25 pm |
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its to cold for whores to live in canada |
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lost on April 24, 2005 @ 4:05 pm |
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i dont get it, can someone explain? |
| From: |
some dude on May 6, 2005 @ 7:22 pm |
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nice job lol
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| From: |
pp on December 3, 2005 @ 10:29 am |
| Comment: |
better to have small jokes instead of long jokes |
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