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Naslund Sr.
Posted by: Stevo on February 24, 2005 @ 5:14 pm
| Markus Naslunds father, who is bald and has a wooden leg, gets invited to a halloween party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and leg, so he writes the Toronto Maple Leafs to explain his problem. A few days later he gets a parcel with following note: Dear Retired Naslund, Please find enclosed a Pittsburg Pirates fan outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you’ll really fit the part. Very truly yours, Mats Sundin. Naslund Sr. is pissed off because they forgot to hide his leg, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he gets another parcel and a note that says: Dear Naslund Sr. Please find enclosed some hockey shin pads and a Ranger jersey. Put the jersey and shin pads on, the pads will cover your leg and with your bald head you can go as Mark Messeir. Yours Truly, Pat Quinn. Now Naslund Sr. is really pissed off, they’ve gone from his leg to his head. So he writes a real nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small box with a note that reads: Dear Asshole. Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple. From Tie Domi. P.S. Tell your son Markus that im comin for him next game just because. |
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real high guy on February 26, 2005 @ 3:41 pm |
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ha ha thats the best joke on this site, right on man. |
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Holy!!! on March 2, 2005 @ 5:28 am |
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that was FUCKIN RETARDED!!! |
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canuckfan on March 11, 2005 @ 12:23 am |
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you know i read this joke and i expected it to get better as i went along. it didnt. now i know it was obviously a leafs fan who wrote it so we cant expect much from the mentally challenged now can we? |
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Arkious on August 23, 2005 @ 11:07 pm |
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That was supposed to be a joke? Very sad punchline... Had potential, I mean before I started reading. |
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