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BIG Flames fan
Posted by: Thug Life on March 21, 2005 @ 5:56 pm

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A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Flames fan.
She’s really excited about it and asks the kids if they’re Flames fans too.

Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they’re Flames fans too, except ONE kid, ...named Wayne

the teacher looks at Wayne and says, "Wayne, you’re not a Flames fan?"

He says, "Nope, I’m a Oiler fan!" She says, "Well why are you a Oiler fan and not a Flames fan?"

Wayne says, "Well, my mom is a Oiler fan, and my dad is a Oiler fan, so I’m a Oiler fan."

The teacher’s not real happy. She’s a little hot under the collar. She says, "Well, if your moms an idiot, and your dads a moron, then what would you be?!"

Wayne says, "Then I’d be a Flames fan!"


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From: hi on April 11, 2005 @ 7:19 pm
Comment: Do the flames and oilers have a rivalry?

From: shauna on April 15, 2005 @ 5:02 pm
Comment: that’s a good one. I am a big hockey fan and Iike oilers, but my home town is dallas so that maks me a dallas stars fan.

From: lunchbox on April 23, 2005 @ 8:27 pm
Comment: GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!!!!

From: some dude on May 6, 2005 @ 7:14 pm
Comment: all those other comments are stupid
its funny ! just leave it

From: ottawa on May 13, 2005 @ 6:02 pm
Comment: GO SENS GO!

From: Avalanche on May 13, 2005 @ 8:53 pm
Comment: GO Avalanche Rock em again

From: Avalanche on May 13, 2005 @ 8:53 pm
Comment: GO Avalanche Rock em again

From: alaskahockey on May 31, 2005 @ 5:41 pm
Comment: lol thats really funny! go oilers! Isn’t it funny that if you add oil and flames together it isn’t
good?!?!?!?!

From: jester 21 on June 5, 2005 @ 12:51 am
Comment: go red wings

From: leafs fan on June 7, 2005 @ 6:36 pm
Comment: LEAFS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SENS SUCK
GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: GOO LEAFS on June 24, 2005 @ 5:59 pm
Comment: HELL YEA GO LEAFS GO!!!!SENS SUCK BALLLLS

From: SENS SUCK on July 25, 2005 @ 2:42 pm
Comment: Get ready for the crying, take out your handkerchiefs, your about to get your ass kicked by the TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS

From: redwingfan on August 2, 2005 @ 2:21 pm
Comment: doesn’t anyone have a funny hockey joke?

From: Rick on August 4, 2005 @ 8:16 pm
Comment: Ive got a funny hockey joke...The leafs are going to win the Stanley Cup....now thats a funny joke.

From: Numba1 Leaf Fan on September 4, 2005 @ 10:57 pm
Comment: GO LEAFS GOOOO

^^ All these posts about the leafs just shows what team has the biggest fan support! (WOOO LEAFS!)

From: HABS fan on October 12, 2005 @ 9:31 pm
Comment: HAbs should take theplace of the Oilers in this joke

From: kovalchuk17 on October 13, 2005 @ 2:31 pm
Comment: Go Wings

From: Avalanche_Gurl33 on October 16, 2005 @ 1:12 pm
Comment: hahaha, all the time soneone says ’this is the leafs year’ and what happens?? well we all know, no need to to make fools of them......**Lets Go AAVS**

From: J-BOB@LOLGURL on November 12, 2005 @ 1:42 pm
Comment: OILERS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAPLE LEAFS GO KISS CLAGARY FLAMES

From: Jayo18 on November 15, 2005 @ 9:54 pm
Comment: Whats with all the leafs fans thinking they can just come in and ruin a good, Albertan joke by making a retarded comment not in any way related to the joke. Just like Easterners to butt in where they dont belong. Kick ass Oilers and the Leafs and Flames fans can kiss my ass.

From: Lowell on November 16, 2005 @ 10:57 pm
Comment: I dissagree with SENS SUCK

From: LEAFS FOREVER!! on December 4, 2005 @ 4:28 pm
Comment: I agree. Who Knew A Flames/Oilers Joke Could Bring All The Leaf Fans Together!! GO LEAFS GO!!!

From: some man on December 4, 2005 @ 4:28 pm
Comment: Ha ha is is so trrue

   
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