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Waht did SAnta Bring you
Posted by: Dan on November 24, 2005 @ 12:34 pm

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A dad went to his shrink and the Dr. ask "what seems to be the problem?" " My son cusses in every sentences what should I do?" Ask him what he want for X-mas and if he tells you without cussing give him that present, but if he cuses while telling you give him dog shit. So he goes home and says son what do you want for X-mas? I want a god damn X-box 360 at the foot of my bed, a Ipod nano with all the shit, and fucking dirt bike. He wake up the next morning and at the foot of his bed was dog shit, opened a box that looked like a Ipod but it was dog shit, he run outside and saw dirt bike shadow but it was dog shit covering his old bike. The dad came out and said "son what did Santa bring you?" I think he brought me a god damn dog but I can’t find the little bastard.


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From: mary on November 30, 2005 @ 8:15 pm
Comment: Thats what you get when you cuss alot

From: bastard on December 3, 2005 @ 10:29 am
Comment: cooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!

   
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