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indian horse
Posted by: rammac on April 10, 2005 @ 12:09 pm

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A nice looking girl was out of gas in the middle of nowhere, but fortunaately a red indian came riding and said:"Jump in front of me, IŽll ride you to a gas station that ist wo miles away." Everything was ok, but now and then the indian let go a "war scream".
At the station the owner aske the girl: "How is it that you did not fall off the horse, because the indian was really riding at very high speed?"
Girl: "I hold a firm grip with both hands of the saddle knob all the time!"


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From: Louisiana chick on April 21, 2005 @ 11:04 pm
Comment: hahahahahaha thats a good one

From: gary on April 27, 2005 @ 12:33 am
Comment: dumb- why did the "red indian" put her in front? It would be funnier if the girl was behind the "red indian". Then the station guy could have said sunpim like But there was no saddle on that horse, he always rides bareback.

From: kahjks on May 30, 2005 @ 3:24 am
Comment: the way u explained it its not funny at all ive heard a better version

From: leann on June 1, 2005 @ 2:08 pm
Comment: ok..not funny

From: Jen on June 4, 2005 @ 12:54 am
Comment: That makes no sense what so ever..

From: ya. on June 30, 2005 @ 12:06 am
Comment: ok, dude in front, no need for so much space, ok?
anyway, STUPID JOKE!

From: chelsea on August 23, 2005 @ 11:08 pm
Comment: this is extremely racist and makes no sense.

From: amba on August 23, 2005 @ 11:09 pm
Comment: dont get it ?

From: Amber johnson on September 16, 2005 @ 5:39 pm
Comment: that was a mad joke & 2 chelsea how tha fuck is that racist u fuckin looser

From: lil,rebel on September 16, 2005 @ 5:40 pm
Comment: ok i had to read that joke about 10 times to get it & still didnt get it , i laughfed but not because it was funny cause i thought i would get it the 5th time , then i figured out noone could get that joke!!!

From: Cassie on September 20, 2005 @ 8:59 pm
Comment: I get it... the dumb girl thought she was holdin onto the saddle but it was the indians knobs so he screamed from the pain. lol

From: The Queen of England on October 19, 2005 @ 4:31 pm
Comment: I must say dear, i do feel sorry for you. Your poor lack of compleat commen sense, and your inability to even have proper grammer! Shame on you and that indaians horse you rode in on. Truly yours
The Queen of England
ps it must have been a pretty large knob to hold her on a riding horse if you know what i mean.....oh how notty! lol

   
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