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The Bull
Posted by: Avril on August 6, 2005 @ 9:15 pm
There is a blonde and a brunette. They share their ranch and have lots of
female cows. One day, they decide to get a male for breeding to their female cows. So the brunette went down to texas with her life savings of $200 to buy a bull. She searched up and down and all around and finally found a man that would sell her a cow for $199. Very excited, she bought the cow right away. She then went to the telegram office to send the blonde a telegram to tell her to bring the trailer so they could take the bull back home. She says "Sir, i need a telegram" "What will it say mam?" "I found a bull. Bring the trailer," she replied. "Ok mam, that will be $7. One dollar a word." The brunette only had one dollar left so she said "Oh, sorry. I need to change the telegram." The clerk said, "Ok what does it need to say?" "Comfortable," replied the brunette. "Umm mam, it’s none of my business but I don’t think she will understand that." "Well, you see, my friend is a blonde and she reads REALLY slow. When she gets the telegram, she will read it like this: COM-FOR-DA-BULL!"
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CaSs on September 2, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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i have herd it but i live it...lol |
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.. on September 8, 2005 @ 10:39 pm |
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ive heard it before but its cool. |
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