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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



Laughing&crying
Posted by: airwalker on August 30, 2005 @ 12:29 pm

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A bartender desides to have a contest in his bar.You have b able to make the horse cry to win $1,000.

Several ppl try it with no luck.Afterwards they sit down and talk about different ways 2 make this horse laugh.

Finally,a man comes in and whispers into the ear of the horse.The horse is rolling with laughter and the man wins the money.

Months later the bartender has the same contest.Once again lots of ppl try with no avail.

The same guy shows up at the bar and says to the bartender"You still got that contest?" "yeah"says the bartender"but this time u have to make the horse cry this time.

"Can i take him out back?" asks the man."no,no,no"says the batender "you can’t ".
every one wants 2 see this so they beg the bartender,who eventually gives in

"Allright but don’t hurt him"

moments later the man and the horse come back, the horse crying like crazy.

just as the man is about to leave $1,000 richer the bartender stops him.

"how did you do it ?"

"first i whispered in the horse’s ear that my cock was bigger than his then i took it out and showed it 2 him"


Add your own comment

From: Laina on August 31, 2005 @ 3:28 pm
Comment: your weird man

From: Disa on September 10, 2005 @ 7:31 pm
Comment: funny lol

From: y do u care? on October 12, 2005 @ 4:13 pm
Comment: its ok

From: ashley on December 3, 2005 @ 8:48 pm
Comment: Grosh!

   
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