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Priest
Posted by: Laura on January 24, 2004 @ 3:27 pm
| A cowboy walked up to a priest and offered to buy his horse. The priest agreed, and told the cowboy to make the horse go say "Praise the lord" and to make the horse stop say "Amen" The cowboy got on the horse and yelled, "Praise the lord" He and the horse started out through the valley, they were neering a cliff, and if they went off the cliff both of them would be dead. The cowboy forgot the words to make the horse stop so he shouted words like, "Prayer, Lord, God, Savior" None of these words worked. The cowboy suddenly remembered the words. He shouted "Amen" The horse went to a stop. One more step, the horse and cowboy would have been dead. Breatheing a sigh of relief, the cowboy shouted "Praise the Lord!!!!" |
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u on February 27, 2004 @ 4:02 pm |
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i didnt know horses could talk
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Joshua on March 10, 2004 @ 5:47 pm |
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The horse didn’t talk you dumbass, read the joke |
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jay&jay on April 26, 2004 @ 6:19 am |
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no shit "u" your fuckin dumb read the joke like 5 times and baybe youll understand |
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lisa on May 23, 2004 @ 4:47 pm |
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you retard you cant even spell MAYBE!!!!! |
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dfmkghnjfskg on May 25, 2004 @ 3:38 am |
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typo? |
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??? on June 27, 2004 @ 3:20 am |
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A whole conversation in comments not even about the joke-- |
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la de dA de da on October 6, 2004 @ 11:02 pm |
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LOL Learn to read! |
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redhead on November 11, 2004 @ 8:02 pm |
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what the fuck people
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The Sad Cow on January 21, 2005 @ 7:39 pm |
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Hey to u everyone is right read the joke and you point out were the horse talks in this joke,
ass hole read the joke, are you like blond or somthing?????????? |
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jackie on January 31, 2005 @ 2:12 am |
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why can’t you guys speak english?
why must you "shorten" up words, it just makes you look stupid and uneducated, and not to mention it’s hard to read
and why must you put a thousand question or exclaimation marks after everything?
and is cussing so much REALLY nesessary? |
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stuckup on March 20, 2005 @ 6:32 pm |
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These are all crap and so are you guys for reading them... lamers |
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Jessie on April 17, 2005 @ 4:15 am |
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HAHAHa! that jokes good! |
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Sarah on August 4, 2005 @ 8:16 pm |
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I’m with Jackie ....... and Jessie! |
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