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Dumb Blonde on a horse
Posted by: Haley on April 9, 2004 @ 7:39 pm
| There was a blonde who had never ridden before. One day she walked up t ohorse, mounted it, and kicked it to go. The horse started trotting, then all of a sudden cantering, finally galloping. The blonde fell off the horse but her foot was still stuck in the saddle. The horse kept galloping and finally when the blonde thought it was all over the store owner came over and unplugged the horse. |
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jay&jay on April 26, 2004 @ 6:11 am |
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that was funnier than shit man good on you |
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moose on May 9, 2004 @ 10:53 pm |
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um hahahah! |
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horsefun on May 18, 2004 @ 9:57 am |
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The joke is um.......ok, it could use a little more ......zip. |
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Someone on May 25, 2004 @ 3:32 am |
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thats not funny dude |
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me on June 20, 2004 @ 6:21 pm |
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that was.......................ok |
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me on June 20, 2004 @ 6:21 pm |
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that was ...........................ok |
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me on June 20, 2004 @ 6:21 pm |
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that was ...........................ok |
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bibi on June 27, 2004 @ 5:30 pm |
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reminds me of my sister ha ha |
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.. on June 28, 2004 @ 3:36 am |
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Kari on July 6, 2004 @ 8:42 pm |
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Reminds me of my sister she is no farm girl but I am
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unknown on August 31, 2004 @ 2:40 am |
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it was great i like blond jokes. |
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horse crazy on August 31, 2004 @ 8:53 am |
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um that wasnt funny that was just stupid it has no point to it omg they unplugged the horse HAHAHA! not! |
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Esroh on September 19, 2004 @ 3:19 pm |
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THAT ISNT YOUR JOKE! MAKE UP YOUR OWN! THATS SOME1 ELSES JOKE! |
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Izzy on September 26, 2004 @ 12:20 am |
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That joke is really over told |
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GEEK on October 7, 2004 @ 5:13 am |
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tht joke sucked. u loser. even a a blonde cud tel a betta joke then dat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOSER!!!!!!!!!!! |
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PUNK RYDER on October 7, 2004 @ 8:12 pm |
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Yeh- um, 1st of all, I’m a blonde and a horseback rider and I can stay on the horse @ a gallop, but Ive been riding for 6 years. NE ways, she wouldn’t fall off at a gallop unless the horse was either not broken in, or on crack. Take ur pick. Staying on isnt the problem. Its position. |
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frenchiegirl on November 22, 2004 @ 12:09 pm |
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that was rli funny, and that lot of assholes who think its not are just fuckers |
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joker on November 23, 2004 @ 9:54 pm |
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well i got a little somthing for you PUNK RYDER you can shut the fuck up because u i can tell dont ride horses because u r a lil PUNK ASS BITCH. |
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Joe-king on December 2, 2004 @ 3:26 pm |
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Dat was shit man!!! |
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Girly on December 4, 2004 @ 5:50 pm |
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That is the dumbest joke ever you need, like most people a real joke book |
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~Bronco~ on January 14, 2005 @ 4:40 pm |
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Hay PUNK RYDER Your stuped Get A Life hay I Got A Joke For You "How Long Does It Take a Blonde To Get A Joke Tell Thay Become a Naturol Brown" |
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Daria on January 29, 2005 @ 10:53 pm |
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WTF is wrong whith Girly u are sooo negative. i thought it was good and it remids me of some city people AKA "Flatlanders" |
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Jackie on January 31, 2005 @ 1:57 am |
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"From: PUNK RYDER on October 7, 2004 @ 8:12 pm
Comment: Yeh- um, 1st of all, I’m a blonde and a horseback rider and I can stay on the horse @ a gallop, but Ive been riding for 6 years. NE ways, she wouldn’t fall off at a gallop unless the horse was either not broken in, or on crack. Take ur pick. Staying on isnt the problem. Its position. "
Okay, that’s great PUNK RYDER, you know something about horses..WOW.
but is this a "show off your horse knowledge" site? NO
it’s a J-O-K-E site
would you like me to sound it out for you?
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Alex on August 9, 2005 @ 2:37 pm |
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that joke was ok i guess but it HAS BEEN TOLD WAY 2 MENY TIMES & I THINK
EVERYBODY SHOULD STOP CUSING ON THIS SIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Alex on August 9, 2005 @ 2:37 pm |
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THAT WAS STUPID
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jessica on November 15, 2005 @ 9:55 pm |
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THAT WASN’T STUPID, IT WAS FUNNY. SO ALL THE LITTLE BITCHES SOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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HottCowGrl on December 9, 2005 @ 6:52 pm |
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ya umm PUNK RYDER....i’ve been riding for 10 years and what u said actually made no sense at all so obviously ur way of showing off of what u kno about horses really means u don’t so ummm u should face the fact that ur blounde and that u can’t ride and i’m sure what happened in this joke actually happened to u also so just admit it and move on |
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