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Posted by: desiree on November 23, 2004 @ 10:17 pm
there was a famous jockey who had never lost a race
when asked how he had done this he replied i whisper
into the horses ear and say,,,ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HORSES THAT LOSE ARE MADE INTO GLUE. |
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Scotty on December 4, 2004 @ 11:10 pm |
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Yes! This is the perfect and funniest joke ever.WAY TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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dick head on December 19, 2004 @ 3:39 pm |
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that was shit
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Shelby on December 27, 2004 @ 2:36 pm |
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I think this Joke is also dump and lame to all race horses and jockeys. |
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Amber on December 27, 2004 @ 2:42 pm |
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Puts down all horses and that makes it three times as dump as supid. |
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SadCow on January 20, 2005 @ 9:16 pm |
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I thought it was a great joke, because my mother owns 4 racing quarter horses, and I know the racing world and its true some horses are made into glue. So don’t eat the past like you guys did. Maybe thats why you guys are so stupid.
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frisky ciscy on February 1, 2005 @ 7:19 pm |
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I thought it was funny... u know haha... coz after all its only a joke! |
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Truthteller on February 6, 2005 @ 2:57 pm |
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Get a grip people, it’s a funny joke! Anyone saying it puts down horses is just taking it way too seriously! |
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0909090 on February 8, 2005 @ 3:53 pm |
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even though i like horses, its a cute joke, allu need to get REAL! |
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jjt on March 5, 2005 @ 4:46 pm |
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it was alright
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maf on March 9, 2005 @ 6:40 pm |
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truthteller get a grip wer taking it seriously cuz thats what rly happens |
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haahahahahaha on March 12, 2005 @ 12:24 pm |
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that was a really funny joke |
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blah on March 16, 2005 @ 12:20 pm |
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heh it was okay i don’t think it puts down horses cause like i’m obsessed with them and stuff but its not like that really happened...its funny |
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HorseLoverAir on March 21, 2005 @ 4:37 pm |
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That is so MEAN! |
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Faddy on April 4, 2005 @ 4:41 pm |
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HorseLoverAir, chill. It’s not like she is actually going to kill the horse, calmly breathe. I
like horses too, but to those who are blowing this out of proportion need to realize that it is
indeed happening but you can’t stop it. Chill out, people, geeze |
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lisa on May 22, 2005 @ 9:55 pm |
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thats not really funny cause i dont even like the thought of horses being turned into glue so u must not love horses if u dont u r stupid!!!! |
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AJ on November 30, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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Come ON people...stupid isn’t the nicest word you know..geez...Just because someone DOES like the joke, doesn’t mean you have to criticize them!!! I mean really! I LOVE horses! I always have, but it’s a good joke...Many people like it, so just get ahold of yourselves people! holy cow! |
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TK on December 5, 2005 @ 8:18 pm |
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Shuddap all of yous.
It’s just a joke. I can’t stand all you guys who ruin it. NO, horses arn’t killed to be made into glue, most of them are already dead, you soft hearted people suck, i have 3 horses and my mum is a vet, so i have to see horses that are ill and sick, so i cop alot more than your do!!
Even then gluue isn’t even made out of of horses any more, get a grip. And to Lisa, your an idiot, I betcha i love horses more, I have come champion in pony club so many times.
And soz to all u guys who liked it, i was bitching on a bit wasn’t I. |
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