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16 reasons to date a rider
Posted by: madz on January 18, 2005 @ 7:17 pm
16 Reasons To Date A Horseback Rider
1.We have 4 speeds and many positions
2.We wear tight pants and tall boots
3.We love getting dirty
4.We know how to ride our mounts
5.We perform well with animals
6.We like to be in control
7.We’ll ride it for hours
8.We know how to handle a big girth
9.We get off easy
10.We’re always on top
11.We like it rough
12.We have our legs spread all day long
13.We love using whips
14.Stradling is our natural position
15.We don’t mind being bucked around
16.Endurance riders do it longer
P.S. Have you seen the posting trot???!!!
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lalal on January 19, 2005 @ 11:10 pm |
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lololol that was great! |
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lalal on January 19, 2005 @ 11:10 pm |
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lololol that was great! |
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never tellin on January 22, 2005 @ 5:55 pm |
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that was so dirty: ( |
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sumone on January 29, 2005 @ 2:03 am |
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thats all true tho lol |
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Jackie on January 31, 2005 @ 1:45 am |
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the only good one on here
good job |
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BANANNA on February 3, 2005 @ 2:53 am |
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THAT IS SO BLOODY TRUE HAHA, I gotta show this to ma mates |
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Bec on February 6, 2005 @ 2:01 pm |
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omg that is soo true. i |
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Artemis on February 22, 2005 @ 7:11 pm |
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AWESOME!!! But one does not have to be a rider to have these be true.
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sarah on March 1, 2005 @ 11:16 am |
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i love this joke it is so funny i am sending it to a friend |
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crazybrunette333 on March 3, 2005 @ 9:50 pm |
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lol I like it!!! You people have such dirty minds!!! It’s jusr riding a horse! |
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jjt on March 5, 2005 @ 4:45 pm |
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its bloody..................................GREAT
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sarah on March 15, 2005 @ 9:03 pm |
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17 reasons to date a horse: A bareback rider is a freaking liar 1-16. 17. At least a horse is hung. |
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Freackshow obsession on March 16, 2005 @ 12:02 pm |
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Its SWEET!! Now its even better to be a rider ; ) ha ha keep it up! |
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HorseLoverAir on March 21, 2005 @ 4:35 pm |
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I liked it, but i did NOT like the part about the whip thing! i HATE whips and horses do too! |
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sweet on March 22, 2005 @ 10:15 pm |
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funniest fricken jokes/facts i’ve ever seen!!! |
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starburstrbetter on March 28, 2005 @ 9:16 am |
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lol i love that and when ever i date a guy and he finds out i ride horses he wants it even more hahah i love that everything about that is true!!! dirty dirty ppl!
xox .............xox |
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Faddy on April 4, 2005 @ 4:30 pm |
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o, we’ve got some bad riders in here, who has actually done thoses things? nevrmind,
don’t answer that |
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RodeoSweetheart on April 5, 2005 @ 6:39 pm |
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You have gotta admit that most of those are true (except maybe the whip one) The tall boots usually refer to the english riders though |
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ChocolateFair on April 16, 2005 @ 6:00 pm |
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love it its totally awesom all my guy friends are like all over me now that i told them that they looked at my profile...its great!! lol jk this is the funniest 16 reason to date us thought. |
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saz on April 19, 2005 @ 11:21 am |
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hey this is a great joke.hope it doesent apply 2 ppl under 16 though lol !!think it should b 17 reasons wit-we dont mind if the ride is bouncy!!! saz nd ale.d bbz 4eva xx |
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mell on April 23, 2005 @ 7:06 am |
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That is so true as i am i horse rider and i agree with 16 Reasons To Date A Horseback Rider as all that it states is true when guys find out that im a horse rider thats the first thing they ask me i could do to them. I would just like to say if you dont agrree with this it’s because you are not a horse rider any other horse rider would agree with this.
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Jinx Jeopardy on May 4, 2005 @ 10:48 am |
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Hahaha. I like it and detest it at the same time. I surf the web lookin for a decent joke on horses and then what do i find? sigh...*rolls eyes* |
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Hsing Ya Ting on May 4, 2005 @ 10:52 am |
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Well, wad can i say? I agree with jinx cos im in her class and we’re supossed to look for jokes on the web. Maybe u guys should consider Not having so many dirty jokes. Its unhealthy, u noe... XD |
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rblcwgrl on May 13, 2005 @ 8:07 pm |
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that is so nasty there is no since in that gross stuff itss about horses not sex |
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cowgurl on May 16, 2005 @ 6:56 am |
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lmesao that rox |
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exjockey on May 17, 2005 @ 11:23 pm |
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i can only speak for myself but this is so fucking true! |
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i wont tell!! on May 23, 2005 @ 10:28 pm |
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I’m a horse back rider, and i’m ganna get it on with a cowboy!! YYEEEE HHHHAAAAAAAA |
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Sugarplum on June 14, 2005 @ 8:13 pm |
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That is SO true, ne one that don’t agree needs to shut it! Shit its just a joke! yet true! |
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horse-lover on June 21, 2005 @ 7:52 pm |
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that was great you should add we love to have sex and get dirty!!!!!!!!!!! |
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rolin on June 28, 2005 @ 12:05 am |
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you dumb as dirt fuckin hay seeds
only way i’d come near you big assed, camel-toed cum queens is if you let me rodeo fuck you in the ass, even then i’d but you under the chin when I was done
sorry that was my outside voice |
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jumpthemoon37 on June 28, 2005 @ 2:00 pm |
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haha so true |
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CoronaBabe on June 30, 2005 @ 4:35 pm |
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omg, so true. I’ve been riding for about 9 years now. lmfao. I wonder if that’s why so many ppl wanted to go out w/ me... But, it’s dirty. It’s funny, but dirty. |
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wallman1789 on July 7, 2005 @ 11:23 am |
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My friend rides and i was planning on showing this to her. wink wink |
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rodeobabe40 on July 14, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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it was hilarious! so true!!!!! |
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christine on July 28, 2005 @ 3:10 pm |
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that is soooo true
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I love cowboys on August 2, 2005 @ 2:22 pm |
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this is so true...just ask my boyfriend lol |
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ride em cow gal on August 3, 2005 @ 3:11 pm |
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this is so funny and its all very true how else do you think virgins are gonna practise lol ; )
and it always the first thing that comes to mind when a lad rider and a gal rider are CLOSE friends lol |
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Sexy Cowgirl 4 Life on August 7, 2005 @ 11:38 am |
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I love that!!!! It is so true!!!!! Those are all reasons to date us now!!!!! |
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ride em all day on August 9, 2005 @ 2:38 pm |
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omg sooo true |
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ya i ride on August 31, 2005 @ 12:18 am |
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ALL of that is what i do every day....and i love it |
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Amber johnson on September 16, 2005 @ 5:39 pm |
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yea i liked it! i ride horses & its totally true |
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Cassie on September 20, 2005 @ 9:00 pm |
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Thats a great joke! Im a horse rider an I luv a dirty joke!!! |
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kait on September 20, 2005 @ 9:00 pm |
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HorseLoverAir , horses only detest whips if they are flogged. if used in the correct manner, whips are benficial. but for those poeple out there that don’t know what there doing, they become violent and this is what should be detested. Don’t blame the whip, blame the handler of that whip |
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I agree with kait!!! on October 22, 2005 @ 10:44 am |
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I agree girl! some of us (hint me hint) have very weak legs and when we have to make the stubborn quarter horse listen, we have to have a reinforcement..... FREAKIN AWESOME JOKE!!! |
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polkat on October 29, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
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DUM |
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CowGurlChick on October 29, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
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i ride horses to and i have strong legs but a stubborn horse! Yeah Awesome Joke |
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Ashley on November 3, 2005 @ 4:20 pm |
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So true so true........ haha |
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rodeochik on November 7, 2005 @ 7:40 pm |
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lol awesome.......i’m so gunna show this to all the guys at the next roping..... |
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CowGurlChick on November 9, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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i know all of my friends who ride thought this was the absolute funniest thing they have read in a long..........time!! sweet joke yeehah GIT R DONE!! |
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Krissy marie on November 10, 2005 @ 5:47 pm |
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Oh my gosh, everything there is so true!! I love that joke! |
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Rider on November 17, 2005 @ 8:28 pm |
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All of those things you say about me are true, but I am a Virgin |
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sexybarrelbabe on November 23, 2005 @ 2:34 pm |
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omg that is soooo funny but its sooo true!!! |
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guess_who on December 9, 2005 @ 6:52 pm |
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lollollollollollollol That was hillerous |
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