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The Farmer’s Horse
Posted by: Louisiana Chick on February 18, 2005 @ 1:27 am

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A man was driving into town, and he fell in a big ditch in the middle of the road. A farmer came up and said, "My horse Sebastian can pull you out," the man said ok and the farmer got Sebastian. When Sebastian was hooked up, the farmer said, "Pull Ranger! C’mon Benny! Lets go Delilah!!!!" Then the farmer said, "Pull Sebastian, pull!" Then the car was out of the ditch, the man said, "I have a question, why did you say the wrong name three times?" And the farmer said, "Because Sebastian is blind, if he knew other horses weren’t pulling, he wouldn’t even try..."


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From: Lala on February 22, 2005 @ 12:33 am
Comment: i think this joke is a classic i love it!

From: Trooperlover on March 1, 2005 @ 8:46 pm
Comment: HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA

From: jtt on March 5, 2005 @ 4:42 pm
Comment: that was cool

From: horse_luver on April 11, 2005 @ 6:04 pm
Comment: awww that was sooo cute

From: Louisiana Chick on April 16, 2005 @ 10:34 pm
Comment: im glad yall find this joke funny

From: littlegoody2shoes on April 19, 2005 @ 10:09 pm
Comment: this is a really cool joke i think it was awsome

From: littlegoody2shoes on April 19, 2005 @ 10:11 pm
Comment: dis is a great joke

From: David on April 25, 2005 @ 6:53 am
Comment: Cracking joke lol love it :-)

From: i love roy(myhorse) on May 1, 2005 @ 8:44 pm
Comment: i have heard that one before but i still think it is funny:)

From: Brookelyn babe on June 27, 2005 @ 4:03 pm
Comment: This joke is the best!

From: Cas on July 14, 2005 @ 2:19 pm
Comment: HaHaHaHaHaHa this joke is such a classic!

   
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