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To do in an elevator
Posted by: Dee on January 25, 2004 @ 10:46 pm
Things to do on an elevator:
1) ding on every level
2) smile at everyone then announce you got new socks
3) walk in and say i hope i fixed it this time
4) sell girl scout cookies
5) whistle its a small world |
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jay&jay on May 5, 2004 @ 5:23 pm |
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3 was the only good one and you better make up for the rest. |
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Lauren on September 10, 2004 @ 8:27 pm |
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meh, not great at all. The third was the only good one. |
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Ruffell on September 27, 2004 @ 11:50 am |
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i did it and i got odd look must do in real life definet no 2 and 3 |
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mo on November 18, 2004 @ 4:29 pm |
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I tried 1 & 2. But actually verbalised the "ding" sound at each level, as well as smiling stupidly and saying "hello I have new socks today" to everyone, as I was dressed in a smart skirt suit and obviously was not wearing socks I got some wonderful results. I have also sang " on the good ship lolly pop" and had ppl pissing themselves, admittedly I’m an extrovert but it makes for a nicer world when ppl end up smiling. Life should be FUN. A smile is contagious and costs nothing.
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looper dumb on November 21, 2004 @ 6:32 pm |
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stooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopid |
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laccy on January 4, 2005 @ 6:53 pm |
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stupid |
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Grammar Police on February 11, 2005 @ 11:12 am |
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At last! Real humor...from comments of mo |
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vator on March 5, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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Yell "chutes away" every time the elevator descends.
Ask strangers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Say "Did I just hear the sound of a cable snapping?"
Yell "WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!"
Look into your briefcase or purse and say "You got enough air in there?"
Most elevators don’t play music anymore, bring a boombox and play "elevator music", if you can find any.
Let out a "silent but deadly" fart. Watch ’em try to figure out who did it.
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Kibbles on April 21, 2005 @ 1:21 am |
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Also.. You can sit in the corner, and when someone speaks, SCREAM "THE VOICES! THE VOICES!" |
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Sophia heimerl on May 24, 2005 @ 7:42 pm |
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when it is completly quiet ask if your beeper is beeping |
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Medic on July 16, 2005 @ 12:42 pm |
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You can also....
1.Make explosion noises whenever someone presses a button.
2.Start screaming at the people in the elevator.
3.Turn around and stare at the wall, if you do that long enough, the other people might start to do it too.
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BUZTED on August 12, 2005 @ 4:40 pm |
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A CROWDED ELEVATOR HAS GOT TO SMELL DIFFRENT TO A MIDGET! |
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phizzzz on August 29, 2005 @ 3:16 pm |
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The best is to pretend to get shocked and then reach into your pocket and pull out a cell phone (set to vibrate)and pretend to talk. Tell your imaginary caller that he scared the shit out of you in an elevator. Also, fight with your imaginary alter ego that is trying to choke you, and tell him to stop, "Jerry stop it, stop it! Get your hand off me damn it!" |
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