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Posted by: Lauren on August 5, 2004 @ 2:18 pm

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There was this guy on an airplane and he needed to go to the bathroom really bad and the mens bathroom was really full, so he asks the flight attendant "can i use the womans restroom" she says " sure just don’t press any buttons". So he goes in and he finds a button with an "F" on it so he presses it and it stood for "fan" so it starts fanning him, he see’s another button with a "ATR" so he presses and the next thing he relizes is that he is in the hospital, and he asks the nurse "mam why am i here" she reply’s "did you press any buttons on the air plane " "yes" "well the ATR stands for Autamatic Tampon Remover, and your penis is laying under the piiow".


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From: BOOKWORMMOMMA on August 16, 2004 @ 10:27 am
Comment: FUNNYYYYY, LIKED IT ALOT......SILLY MEN NEVER LISTEN

From: Lauren on September 10, 2004 @ 8:29 pm
Comment: decent.

From: ggg...unit4$$$ on October 9, 2004 @ 11:15 pm
Comment: france sucks canada sucks bitchain sucks india sucks ur crappy joks n comments suck mad ass u all suck like jews suck ass

From: will on October 15, 2004 @ 2:00 am
Comment: priceless

From: NH on November 23, 2004 @ 10:02 am
Comment: ggg...unit4$$$ you kiss your mother with that mouth?

From: wavy on December 28, 2004 @ 3:43 am
Comment: that was retarded

From: san digeo chick on February 9, 2005 @ 5:46 pm
Comment: get somthing that will stunn him like trankulisers

From: Grammar Police on February 11, 2005 @ 11:06 am
Comment: Those who have commented on most of these jokes are as illiterate as those responsible for sending them!

From: Aussie Bitch on February 12, 2005 @ 3:00 am
Comment: yeah well mr grammer police NOBODY CARES, cept fukin remos like u of course, good joke by the way

From: hank jr. on June 23, 2005 @ 7:19 pm
Comment: that was f-ing lame

From: tyrone on June 28, 2005 @ 7:55 pm
Comment: yo hank! go to www.goatse.com..org

From: i luv flight jokes! on September 19, 2005 @ 3:23 pm
Comment: nice 1!!! it p00ns

   
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