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Coma
Posted by: Chrissy on March 10, 2005 @ 4:01 pm

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A woman lay in a coma in the hospital while the nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazyas this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they’d close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife’s room. After a few minutes the woman’s monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses rushed into the room. " What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I dunno. I guess she choked."


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From: katie on March 11, 2005 @ 12:19 pm
Comment: lol. that was hillarious.

From: jh on March 17, 2005 @ 11:37 am
Comment: g

From: ladies man on March 26, 2005 @ 12:47 am
Comment: katie remember last night when me
and my friends ran a train on your asshole, it looked like a souwer

From: you wish on March 28, 2005 @ 2:49 pm
Comment: LEARN TO SPELL YOU FUCKING RETARD. You’re dick isn’t big enough to hit a tuna can let alone a tiny asshole.

From: scorp_08 on April 25, 2005 @ 1:05 am
Comment: waaahahahahha...junk!!!!!

From: Alexander Millar on June 8, 2005 @ 8:15 pm
Comment: Don’t fuck with katie, "ladies man".

   
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