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hunting liscense
Posted by: tc on May 16, 2005 @ 3:32 pm
| A black man was hunting ducks down in alabama just outside of a rather small town. He finished his hunting and was throwing the ducks in the back of his truck when a the sheriff pulled up behind him. Now the sheriff was a white man and still hadnt come to accept blacks fully so naturally he gave him some what of a hard time. So the officer walks up to the black man and says "I see you’ve been huntin today" very politely the man replies "yes sir and as you can see i only shot the maximum number for the day sir." "well yes i can see that" the officer replies "but there’s just one problem. "What would that be sir?" the officer picks up the first duck and sticks his fingers in the ducks ass and pulls them out and says "well ya see here, this duck is from tennessee. do u have an tennessee huntin liscense. "Why yes sir i do" and the man proceeds to pull it out of his wallet and show it to the officer. the officer then sticks his finger in another ducks ass and smells it and says "im afraid this here duck is from mississippi," thinking that he has the man this time he asks "u happen to have a mississippi huntin liscense?" to his surprise the man does in fact pull out a mississippi hunting liscense. shocked, the officer takes the third duck and sticks his fingers up its ass and smells them. the officer smiles because he knows for sure that he’s caught this man hunting illegally. he says to the man, "now this here duck just happens to be from canada and im bettin that you dont have a canadian huntin liscense." to the officer’s surprise the black man replies "actually officer, happen to have one right here." so he pulls it out and shows it to him. now by this time the officer is both surprised and rather perplexed. he looks at the man and says "well i guess your free to go. but with all those huntin liscense im rather curious, may i ask where you’re from?? the black man turns around, pulls down his pants, and tells the officer "well why dont u find out for yourself jackass." |
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ebony beauty on June 29, 2005 @ 12:52 pm |
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THAT JOKE WAS TIGHT. |
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