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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



Hungover Hunter
Posted by: mattjones on July 10, 2005 @ 11:44 pm

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So these 3 guys go hunting one morning and one of there buddies is so hungover he cant even keep his eyes open. After a long day of hunting without seeing a thing, mostly because of the alcohol smell from the drunk buddy, they decide to pack it up for the evening. Getting back to the truck, the hungover buddy decides to go shit behind this tree where he quickly falls asleep while dropping his load. Meanwhile one of the other hunters shoots this deer and decides to get even with the drunk. He guts the deer and quietly slides the guts under the guys ass.

A while later the drunk comes out from behind the tree, sweating, and the other hunters ask him how his crap went. Fine he answers, but with all that whiskey I drank last night, I must`ve shit my guts out, but I managed to shove `em back up with the barrel of my gun, so no worries!


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From: lil,rebel on September 18, 2005 @ 10:04 am
Comment: kinda funny , kinda not

From: Big B on November 17, 2005 @ 4:59 pm
Comment: That is the sickest thing i’ve ever heared

From: Eric on November 17, 2005 @ 4:59 pm
Comment: it sucks i didnt even crack a smile.

From: Michelle on November 17, 2005 @ 4:59 pm
Comment: That is funny great joke!! I will have to share this one with my hunting group.

   
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