Prankers Paradise
Jokes
Submit
Moderator
Links
Contact
Drug Rehab
Halloween
|
| |
Bear love
Posted by: Thomas on May 4, 2004 @ 5:05 am
This black man that lived in the getto decided one day that he was going to try hunting. So he went down to the nearest big game hunting lodge. He pulls ups to the Red Barn. Thats Says Guns & Ammo. He goes in and buys a deer rifle. Talks to the salesman there for a little bit for tips and the best spot to kill a bear.
So the black man goes out to the spot where the salesman told him about and waited. 2 hours go by and a bear shows up. The black guy takes aim shoots. Looks up and the bear was gone. He was mad that he had missed his shot. Bout time he was done yelling he felt a tapping on his shoulder. He looks over and there the bear was. The bear said we can do it 2 ways. I can either Maul (88) you or I can fuck you (69). The guy wsa like I dont wont die. So he looks around to see if anyone is around and turns around so the bear could fuck him.
Next Day later
He goes back to the barn and gets a M16. Goes back out to the same hunting spot. Waits 2 hours and the shows up. The black guy puts the rifle on full auto takes aim and unloads a full magazine. Looks up the bear was gone. He was really pissed off. Bout time he got through yelling he felt a tapping. He looks over his shoulder and sees the bear. The bear doesnt say nothing this time. The bear motions (88) or (69). The man was like man i dont wont to die. Okay. So the bear fucks him.
Day 3
He goes back up to the barn and buys a bazooka. Goes back to the same hunting spot. Waits 2 hours. Sure enough the bear shows up. The black man takes aim. not in a hurry this time. Fires. (big explosion). waits for the debrie to clear. looks up and the bears gone. He was like what the FUCK!!!! I and the Hell did I miss with this. Bout that time he felt a tapping on his shoulder. He looks over see the bear. That instant the man took his pants off and bent over. A couple of seconds later he flet a tapping on the shoulder. The man looks over and the bear says your not in it for the hunting nomore are you.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAthats funny
|
Add your own comment
| From: |
Cameron on May 8, 2004 @ 3:20 pm |
| Comment: |
Ok. here’s the deal. I want u 2 go and sit in a corner for 10 minutes and think of all my time u just wasted. |
| From: |
mother fucker on July 2, 2004 @ 12:13 pm |
| Comment: |
bla bla bla bla bla |
| From: |
julie on July 2, 2004 @ 12:13 pm |
| Comment: |
bla bla bla bla bla bla |
| From: |
Demon_Knight June ? on July 25, 2004 @ 11:11 am |
| Comment: |
it suck ass for 10 min |
| From: |
kiroe on October 1, 2004 @ 5:54 am |
| Comment: |
die |
| From: |
fert on October 13, 2004 @ 10:08 pm |
| Comment: |
damn shit |
| From: |
joey on November 11, 2004 @ 2:01 pm |
| Comment: |
that shit was fuckin’ awesome! |
| From: |
jc on November 14, 2004 @ 9:28 pm |
| Comment: |
I heard this joke really happen. hehe |
| From: |
oi on January 25, 2005 @ 9:15 am |
| Comment: |
look m8 shorten dis ting or no one will read it anyways its shit |
| From: |
cody on March 9, 2005 @ 3:54 pm |
| Comment: |
Pretty funny.....NOT. I to have passed class and see that this actualy happened to you and oh yeah you SUCK at aiming |
| From: |
Dazd on April 22, 2005 @ 1:02 pm |
| Comment: |
This joke is older than the dust on your mamas tits! |
| From: |
Eric on November 17, 2005 @ 4:59 pm |
| Comment: |
He pulls ups to the Red Barn.Buddy ur ass needs too learn how tooo spell.U suck at that thanks for wasting my time asshole. |
|
|
