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How do you start a flood?
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 4:31 pm

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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I’m here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."

"That’s quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I’m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

The puzzled lawyer asked, "How do you start a flood?"


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From: Helen on July 25, 2005 @ 4:12 pm
Comment: Means fire was started on purpose (arson) in order to collect so he was wondering how he started flood on purpose.

   
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