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Financial Planner
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 4:38 pm
Someone told his three sons when he sent them to university: ’I feel it’s my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it; as a token, please put $1,000 each of you into my coffin when I die.’ And so it happened. The sons became a doctor, a lawyer, and a financial planner, each very successful financially. When they had to see their father in the coffin one day, they remembered his wish. First it was the doctor who put ten $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased. Than came the lawyer, who put a $1,000 bill there. Finally, it was the heart-broken financial planner’s turn. He dipped into his pocket, took out his cheque book, wrote a cheque for $3,000, put it into his father’s coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.
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some dude on May 8, 2005 @ 1:50 am |
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