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Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 4:42 pm

A man wanted to buy fire insurance for his wooden leg, so he asked around. The first company offered $10000. The next offered $8000. However, the last one only offered $1000.

The man was very curious, so he asked why it was so low. The agent said, ’You will have a ready supply of water near your wooden leg, so if you let it get burnt it would be your own fault.’

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