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My Brother In Law
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 4:43 pm
Mr. Smith was brought to the Hospital and taken quickly in for heart surgery. The operation went well and, as the old man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a sister of the hospital, who was waiting by his bed.
"Mr. Smith, you’re going to be just fine," said the nun, gently patting his hand. "We do need to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"
"No, I’m not," the man whispered hoarsely.
"Then can you pay in cash?" persisted the nun.
I’m afraid I cannot, Sister."
"Well, do you have any close relative?" the nun questioned sternly.
"Just my sister in New Mexico," he volunteered. "But she’s a humble spinster nun."
"Oh, I must correct you, Mr. Smith. Nuns are not spinster - they are married to God."
"Wonderful," said Mr. Smith. "In that case, please send the bill to my brother-in-law." |
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steacy on March 26, 2005 @ 6:42 pm |
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that was stupid. Get more and make sure they are funnier! |
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